Shiver me timbers?
Sir Vincent Valentine, we salute you. Children Vincent 1.jpg Tuesday. I don’t like the school holidays. No routine. Well, they’re fine if I don’t end up sliding into something of a downer like today. So despite my productive morning paying the government far too much for the right to drive my car on the nation’s road, I need something to kick me up the arse and put a smile back on my face. Will trek to the gym in a bit, haven’t been since last week and hopefully there’ll be some pretty chaps there to ogle. Or the usual mix of pre-menopausal housewives and 65+ OAPs. Nice.
Anyone who hasn’t seen ‘Monster-in-Law’ must. Yes, J-Lo is a fat-arsed bitch, but Jane Fonda is fabulous and Michael Vartan is downright edible. Yum yum yum. It’s also a damn good film in my opinion.
Well, this is yet another waffling load of shit so I’ll shut up now.
Random Thought: Why do I have to get a sore throat/sniffle NOW when I’m on half term? Cunts.
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