Freakcity

Bored by Nintendogs already. What a waste of £30. Essentially just a glorified Tamagotchi, despite what the sycophants say. So much hype for a game with so little sodding gameplay. So it’s going back tomorrow. Possibly for Meteos. Or really I’d be better off waiting for Mario Kart.

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First off... news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/en[...]_and_radio/4675073.stm I mean... Where is the justification? This ridiculous corporation, to whom I have to pay money, for the privelige of NOT watching them, who are planning on cutting back staff, and who show no sign of stopping the endless ...

Chavette with a Cock Bong! The best perving is always to be done at motorsport events. At Brands today, I was somewhat spoilt for choice with lots and lots of (sometimes) pretty men with their tops of...

I’m in pain. And its all thanks to STRESS. Yes, officially I am STRESSED. I needed one of the country’s fine general practitioners to tell me, burdened under the weight of school reports, that I am stressed....

Staples' new line of sharpeners caused quite a stir. uck me it’s hot.

Serious lack of talent out and about today in Tesco.

How I wish the report writing was over. Getting there, but still more to ...

Have been feeling grey the past few days. Not really sure why, just one of my usual up-downs I think.

However today I learnt something which sent it all spiralling down. One of the children at school, whom I get on with very well, is currently on police bail. This child is on police bail for rape...

Boop-boop-be-doo! My darling kitty cat Vincent has transformed – since having the chop he’s become incredibly docile. He spent most of the day sleeping, occasionally looking up from the floor as ...

Llama.jpg TWO QUID?! TWO FUCKING QUID?! I wanted to park for 15 MINUTES to speak to my bank loan manager who was up at the Uni of Kent branch (christ that place is vile, and all those students are so horribly young...

People worry me. It’s 7.35m nd despite it being the holidys I m up nd bout. However, I hve keybord issues which occurred yesterdy when I spilt pricot juice on it. night upside down/on the rdito...

Sir Vincent Valentine, we salute you. Children Vincent 1.jpg Tuesday. I don’t like the school holidays. No routine. Well, they’re fine if I don’t end up sliding into something of a downer like today. So despit...

Something for the weekend, madam? Waffle waffle waffle. Another assignment done, another small puppy massacred and bunged into a tin can, the usual. Where the fuck did the nice weather go? ONE poxy day of ...

Stupid arsing assignments. I can’t work out the density of some sodding made-up planet. Bastards. Wankers. I even swore, out LOUD earlier! Bastards arsey bastards.

Some of my pet chavs are playing outside...

I mean... is Cabin Fever meant to be amusing or not? Having done some investigating, I realise it’s suppose to be some sort of homage to horror flicks. Shame it does it badly. Blimey. It’s almost the worst film I’ve ever seen – only Doctor Doolittle or Queen of the Damned come close. On a plus point...

*yum yum yum* Thinking of seeking psychiatric help, I spend too much of my time watching bid-tv. Right now some annoying blonde bint is trying to flag little model pigs. And they’re vile.

2 cigarettes t...