Elfy’s profile (viewed 40,072 times)
Scruffy. Didn’t realise the photo was being taken...
About me
| Description | On the quiet side. A bit peculiar. A good companion, in a weird sort of way. |
cocktails, gin, vodka, champagne, wine, port, vermouth
people thinking I’m an alcoholic
journalism, pretending to read law textbooks
Bits and pieces
| Last online | Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 at 8:44am |
| Gender | Real answer: male. Obvious bad joke answer: not en |
| height | Not short enough to be cute, but not tall either. |
| Build | Several people worry I’m not eating properly. |
| Sexuality | Gay |
| Area | Sometimes London, sometimes Cambridge. |
Random comments
 | I have no idea who this person is. |  | Erm, I think I groped his bum, it was quite pert, so I suspect he’s proud of it. |
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