Stopped by the police
Stopped by the policeI got stopped by a policeman earlier this morning. He told me I was acting in a suspicious manner. I told him he had a suspicious mind. He freely confessed that this was indeed the case.
He was undoubtedly the cutest policeman ever to question me. He was young and blond, with a beguiling smile, and I had to resist the temptation of pointing at him and declaiming “It’s a fair cop”. I wish I had asked for his name and number, but I was conscious of the probability that I had committed a crime under the Sexual Offences Act 2003 moments before, and that an arrest was possible.
I suppose it is understandable in a way that I should have attracted his attention. The Prime Minister had been in town earlier in the day, and suicide bombers have a tendency to dress like me. Plus, my eye sight is so bad that I did initially mistake his police car for a taxi.
Last modified: Wednesday, June 24th, 2026 at 2:11am
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