Freakcity

So, last night I jumped on a train and headed into town.

First, I went to the Star Inn, which was packed to bursting, and overflowing onto the street outside. A rotund bear spilt drink down my left arm as he passed it to his mate behind me and I was heavily cruised by a loutish young hunk who rep...

I was down The Bulldog last night. The top bar was closed, because the staff are in Prague for their Christmas party, so I was forced to have sex downstairs in the crowded public bar. I wouldn’t mind, but this was the third such occurrence in eight days. I hope the pubs don’t have surveillance camer...

Today I went to lunch at Mark’s. I hadn’t seen him in ages, because he works in Denmark, returning home to London at weekends, but also has a flat in Paris. I presume he must be terribly well paid at whatever it is he does. Among the other guests was Edward, who I also rarely see. He had just arrive...

I was at The Hoist last night, which was great, but afterwards there was a long wait for a train home, and I was cold and shivering. I knew I would have to wait, so I had taken my glasses and a paperback with me, but it was too cold for me to take my hands out of my pockets, so I couldn’t read. So, ...

I used to commute daily to Lewes by train and often there was a cute guy in a tracksuit on the platform in the morning. I deduced that he was probably a student on his way to college. I never spoke to him, because I’m shy, and I did try not to stare, but it is probable that he noticed that I was int...

I was in the upstairs bar of The Bulldog last night when the police arrived downstairs.

The upstairs barman panicked, stopped the DVD, turned the lights on, then turned the lights off, then realized that the projector was still throwing light on the screen, then locked the door, and said “cover y...

Last night I checked out the Oasis Sauna for the first time in months. Obviously I didn’t wear my spectacles, and my eyesight is pretty deplorable without them (and not too good with them), and this led to an unexpected consequence: I thought I was reluctantly allowing myself to be seduced by an ema...

Oddly, I may have turned down an opportunity to go straight in the early hours of Saturday morning. I was in The Bulldog and a girl named Emma was trying to attract my attention, stroking my abdomen, fondling my hair. I totally failed to appreciate these gestures. Moreover, she seemed to be with a y...

I’m not having a good weekend. I was at SBN at The Hoist on Friday night cum Saturday morning, and I didn’t get home until 5.30 am. On the whole, I think that was a mistake.

Saturday afternoon I finally got round to mowing the lawn, because I felt guilty about neglecting it for so long. It was ra...

Stopped by the police

I got stopped by a policeman earlier this morning. He told me I was acting in a suspicious manner. I told him he had a suspicious mind. He freely confessed that this was indeed the case.

He was undoubtedly the cutest policeman ever to question me. He was young and blond, ...

Today I took a bus all the way to central Hove. It was a very slow and hot bus. There was this fit lad sat diagonally opposite me, with neat, cropped hair, and fetching blue eyes. His shirt was unbuttoned and hanging loose, disclosing his trim, bronzed body. There was a crispy white patch above his ...