omega update time! whohoo!
Alright! Massive up date time!Yes people, it’s that time of the month where you all get this LOOOOOOONG boring journal post from me, detailing the interesting and slightly disturbing factors of my life. ((Mostly because my life is so boring it takes a month for anything worthwhile to happen)). I would have updated later, but the events of this month are slowly slipping from my mind, so I’ll just press on and kick some updating ass!
Right. Let’s begin.
We start of this update with a bit of filth. Lunky from freakcity had decided to break the most fundamental underlying rule of all.. by actually suggesting a Sauna meet. By doing so he finally broke the line no one else had dared to even tingle. The thread was filled with dubious posts of ‘FILTH!’ and ‘Ewww’ and ‘that is disgusting’.
The fact that no one seemed to actually agree NOT to come told me otherwise of course.
I myself was not going to turn up, after all, I do have my reputation to uphold, but mattnottm was going to, and I hadn’t seen him all month. Thought it would be nice to catch up to him again and everything hehehe. But of course, that would constitute me going into a sauna with other shirtless fat blokes on my own before they arrived (if I ever found them), AND I WAS NOT HAVING ANY OF THAT! So guess who got bullied into taking me? Yep. You guessed it, thedude and none other. After countless emails asking me for a full description of him naked, I thought I’d take advantage of the situation and go for it. He might not be FULLY naked, but I was working on that 😉
Meeting mattnottm and thedude at Liverpool street, (me and matt making funny comments about Dom’s new haircut), we all hurried over to meet the rest of them in chariots. It was THEN, and not before, that people decided to inform me of the true nature of saunas. Ok.. I have to admit I am a LITTLE naïve, but I thought at saunas you sat in steam rooms all day and soaked in water whist wearing your underwear or swimwear, then had some kind of Van-Damme fight scene and left. To my utter dismay it turns out we are all going to be a)naked, and b)watch other people have sex around us. I would just like to say WHY THE HELL DID NO ONE TELL ME OF THIS BEFORE! ARRRGGH! I FELT LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT TOSSED INTO THE FRAY OF WILD SEXUALLY CHARGED LUNATICS TRYING TO EYE ME UP AND RAPE ME (and it doesn’t matter how cute they are)
After getting over the initial shock, and finding myself with nothing but a towel on, we went up to meet lunky next to the pool. At that moment he had been the only one who turned up, so things weren’t exactly kicking. But hey, I had brought two other guys with me, one of which I kinda fancied anyway, so I MADE it a party. We all dumped our towels off, relaxing in the pool for a while – where my inability to swim was apparent and clear, and where thedude showed me why he had such powerful biceps. In jealousy, I mentally scribbled down every damn part of his body into my mind, intent on getting my revenge later on in the week. Bastard.
A bit of pool, a rather cold sauna, and an even colder Jacuzzi later, me and mattnottm decided to leave the rest of them to their bits, while he showed me what ‘else’ people come here for. My god I haven’t seen this many horny people since.. since.. my god I haven’t seen that many horny people before! It was just wrong! . Hell I could even see people having sex! It was like porn only with bad music, lighting, and ad-lib lines. Worst, I saw three people I recognised. One being the father of an old friend, an old one an old shag, and the third, a man I play Dungeons and Dragons with on saturday. All of whom I avoided at all cost of course. heheheheheheh
We came back to meet the rest of the gang in the lounge, only to my utter amazement, to find about five bodybuilding, muscle-bound, really fucking high strength score men having playful sex at the lounge. lunky commented on the fact that you weren’t real
Last modified: Friday, March 20th, 2026 at 12:19pm
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