Planet of the Gapes 2: Journey to the Centre of My Ass (6630)
Does anyone really understand the inherent danger in mixing with the salmon of DOOM?
– FRIDAY –
I went to The Swan with Scottlet, and we met up with Mogwai, Mage and Wozzle an...
Beer Bad (6068)
If you expect the unexpected, doesn’t the unexpected become expected? 😡
After braving work once again, I got home and collapsed. Mark rang to invite me round for a DVD evening, but I was too tired to understand him and hung up. Then Amy called to invite me out to the pub with Dave and Mansell, who is back from uni! 😁 She asked me also to invite Mark. ...
Close your eyes and dream... (5948)
If a tree fell in the woods, and no one was around, would Scott like sex in the shower?
Hmm, a lot can’t have happened because I can’t remember Monday very well...I woke up with a sore throat, so Mummy sent me straight back to bed with some soup and booked a Doctor’s appointment. I told the Dr all I could about my condition, deciding to omit the detail that I gave my fir...
At home with the freaks! 😁 (5397)
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I went to see the new Chronicles of Narnia with a few girly girls and a bloke called John. We had time before the film, however, so we decided to go have a meal at Nando’s in Harrow, a really nice Portugese place. John and I order bottles of illegal dodgy-looking cider, and gayly, th...
UCAS, Printers, Builders and Salmon (5986)
If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 😡
First Past the Post (5906)
Aspirin may stack a lot better...
Day 1! 😁
It’s jus...