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Planet of the Gapes 2: Journey to the Centre of My Ass (6630)

Does anyone really understand the inherent danger in mixing with the salmon of DOOM?

Hmmm, I realise now that I tend to have an extended weekend of nihilstic fun, and then write about it 5 days later when I’ve forgotten it all! As such, only the juiciest details will be included here...

– FRIDAY –

I went to The Swan with Scottlet, and we met up with Mogwai, Mage and Wozzle an...

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Beer Bad (6068)

If you expect the unexpected, doesn’t the unexpected become expected? 😡

– YESTERDAY –

After braving work once again, I got home and collapsed. Mark rang to invite me round for a DVD evening, but I was too tired to understand him and hung up. Then Amy called to invite me out to the pub with Dave and Mansell, who is back from uni! 😁 She asked me also to invite Mark. ...

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Close your eyes and dream... (5948)

If a tree fell in the woods, and no one was around, would Scott like sex in the shower?

– MONDAY –

Hmm, a lot can’t have happened because I can’t remember Monday very well...I woke up with a sore throat, so Mummy sent me straight back to bed with some soup and booked a Doctor’s appointment. I told the Dr all I could about my condition, deciding to omit the detail that I gave my fir...

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At home with the freaks! 😁 (5397)

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– FRIDAY –

I went to see the new Chronicles of Narnia with a few girly girls and a bloke called John. We had time before the film, however, so we decided to go have a meal at Nando’s in Harrow, a really nice Portugese place. John and I order bottles of illegal dodgy-looking cider, and gayly, th...

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UCAS, Printers, Builders and Salmon (5986)

If Barbie’s so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 😡

I got home last night very tired and exhausted from all the sex I had that day (where “sex” is a clear euphemism for filing). I then discovered I had gotten an e-mail from London South Bank uni, confirming an unconditional offer! This is great news...except that it may be located in a bad area of Lo...

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First Past the Post (5906)

Aspirin may stack a lot better...

Being bored at work during lunchtime (as I am right now), I thought I would follow Scott’s advice to fill my slot...by starting a journal. I tried keeping a diary before (it had Wallace and Gromit pictures in), but abandoned this after the “9 year old girl” phase had passed.

Day 1! 😁

It’s jus...

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