Getting laid ain’t easy
Pah! Just pah! Honestly, a guy tries to get some sex, and it always fails. For some reason, instead of bumming me, blokes take it upon themselves to unload a lifetime of shit at my door. Granted, helping them out in these times of apparent crisis makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, but I want to feel warm and fuzzy from shagging, and then I may feel satisfied too.I just wish if people would invite themselves back to yours for sex, they’d have the decency to actually have sex with you!
On the other hand, everytime I go to the toilet, a swamp appears from my bum, so maybe it’s for the best 😉
Last modified: Monday, May 11th, 2026 at 8:12am
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