Living on fluffy clouds (6472)
Why shouldn’t I teach my grandmother to suck eggs? She might like it...
Well, last night was rather amusing. I ended up in A&E because of the ill-health I currently have, which resulted in being given morphine-based pills to take for pain. The result of this is that I’m rather lovely and floaty much of the time now, which is quite fun!
Had a colonoscopy last week, ...
Consultants suck, and not in that fun way! (5566)
My best appendage has no feeling, is pink and gives rise to something boundless
Quite annoyed with the NHS recently, had an appointment to see a surgical consultant, which was cancelled the day before, despite the referral being urgent. They then tried to offer me an appointment in 4 weeks time, but I wrangled a bit with them and got one next week now, woop! Hopefully all wil...
The prolific culinary mis-delights of a vague chef (2653)
My bottom hurts immensely
Well, I’m a clever boy indeed, I’ve managed to find a rather lovely job! I’m now a commis chef, and with training I shall become a sous chef – hoorah to promotions! This is now my third week of work and I am enjoying it thoroughly 😁 My feet complain ever so occasionally that I’m on them so much,...
WORK!!!!!! (3025)
Maybe by the time I’m 30, I’ll know what I’m doing
Well, started my new job yesterday. Commis chef for a local restaurant. Shitty right now, doing pot-wash and prep, but even if I was higher up, it’d need doing, just wish I didn’t do it as often! But learning my way around the kitchen and doing more cooking as I learn my way round. 3 shifts next...
Well then.... (2533)
Went to the loo,
Broken Hearted,
Paid a penny,
All I did was farted.
Hmmm, ok, maybe that doesn’t sum it up, but it was fun. 14th July, I took 112 paracetamol, judging by past experince, I thought that would do it, alas not. Because of this attempt, my tenancy was ended, thus making me suici...
(1752)
Been a while! Probably a good thing, as at least now I’m settled and although not sane, have pills which make me appear such! Had my appendix out 3 weeks ago, which was a tad painful, certainly never thought I’d get fisted that way! At least the aneasthetist was cute 😁 Moved into my new pad in ...
Here’s to friends! (459)
Sorry really is the hardest word to say
For a while, I’ve noticed a trend – my world is shrinking. It’s not as sentationalist as it sounds though, just my own realisation. My world has always been my family and my friends, despite my often polluting it. My family has not grown, nor has anyone departed it, my social network has grown, b...
Huzzah for employment! (497)
Why aren’t cabbages pink?
So, I did the interview, actually in the last week I’ve had 5! Cunningly, although I have yet to hear back from any of them, I started work at a new place anyway. It’s only temp but it’s “ongoing” and I’m led to believe it my become permanent! Yay me! It also pays rather handsomely by my standar...
Oh the fun! (351)
I think, therefore I hurt
So, I moved house and all went well....been here 5 weeks now! On the downside, the oven broke and the landlord wants to replace the windows, so he served notice. I shall be moving again next week, but I am getting rather good at packing now!
Not sure where I’m going to next, but no doub I’ll la...
Psychosis is fun! (422)
Reflection is only what the surface will show
Been a while, some remember me, whilst others choose to forget. I’ve been moving too quickly to keep with those who are disinterested, however, it’s nice to let everyone know how I’m doing.
Recently, that’s not been too good. I learnt I’m quite mad, I also learnt why I compartmentalised and I l...
The long and the short of it..... (556)
Don’t take life too seriously, you wont get out of it alive
So I have decisions to make....big looming decisions, no getting out of it. It will be difficult, but it will be good in the end, because it will help me find myself. My identity is lost to me, so long have I spent trying to live up to what I thought were oher people’s expectations, that not only ...
Death (461)
Scott...fix freakcity.........it may have been saved from one of my essays but it also deleted it before I finshed typing it 😜
Now, onto me, this is my blog, it’s about me, sorry for the poor and disillusioned.
Death is always hardest when it isn’t your own you face. I know I don’t need to g...
Deconstruction and denial (300)
If your life doesn’t fit, your probably living another persons' life
Sad, disappointed and alone. Not matter who or how many people are around me, all I feel is sad, disappointed and alone. I can’t seem to feel any other way right now over issues I thought I’d overcome, I hate it when I’m wrong, especially about myself. I can’t live through other people, but that'...
This me me (560)
The world is wrong, I am a part of the world, but so are you!
Well this is me, many of you have gotten to know me for who I am and although I have found new things out about myself, in essence I haven’t changed. That was good, it gave me self-confidance, I, for the first time, believed in myself. Now who I am seems to be a problem for some people. I say thi...
Getting laid ain’t easy (353)
Pah! Just pah! Honestly, a guy tries to get some sex, and it always fails. For some reason, instead of bumming me, blokes take it upon themselves to unload a lifetime of shit at my door. Granted, helping them out in these times of apparent crisis makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, but I want t...
Pajama-poo (288)
Poo smells really badly sometimes
Hmmm, I may have aquired food poisoning, I believe Scott has too, as we’ve both been sick, and are both pooing liquid. What I failed to realise as I tried to pass wind this morning is that liquid feels like gas in the bum, and so I accidentally may have done a liquid shat in my pajamas. Now is a t...
Fame and notoriety (334)
Tonsils suck ass, in a bad way
So there I was, sat down chugging through the inane banter of shagdar yesterday, when an offer jumped up and bit me. It was for a poster, for a play to be shown in Croydon in July, called Blowing Whistles. I gained nothing except tickets to the opening night, and the chance to say "That’s me up th...
Text-capades (266)
Tomatoes are like grass, execpt for being red
So I was taken out on Saturday. By whom, you might ask, well, the lovely fluffy Scott of course, which necessitated a visit to the glamourous XXL. We showed Wil around, and thought we’d scare him with the dark room, alas, it was I who was scared. I somehow managed to lose both Scott and Wil, and ...
Blergh-syndrome (331)
Buffy is dangerous
I woke up today to my phone ringing. It was about an interview I had, saying I didn’t get the job. I was pissed off at first...I kinda still am, but I’m disappointed at not having a job, not at not getting this specific job. I don’t know why, but it just seemed I didn’t fit there, something there...
Shitty (332)
This week has all been about escapism, not in a Houdini sense, but a mental sense. I needed to escape, so I could feel good, but I don’t. My life seems to be going well, I have job prospects, I have amazing friends, and I have an absolutely gorgeous man, but still I feel so alone right now. There...
Wishful thinking (535)
Blergh is a state of mind
I appear to be broken, I have been for a while now, but felt it only since last wednesday, for the first time in a long time. It hit me like a ton of bricks, having not felt this way for such a long time, and I’m not even sure what feeling this way is...there seem to be no definable feelings, just ...
Blergh (551)
bum flaps are painful when flicked
Did you ever have that feeling that things in the world were sinking? I seem to have found that feeling today, not entirely sure why, but it makes me look at people in an odd way, in a “what have you done thats so bad” kinda way. It does make tube journeys all the more exciting for analysing peopl...
Evility in banking! (469)
Quim lips are no fun
So I went down to my local Leeds branch of Barclays with Scott whilst visiting the frozen north, and they didn’t give me any money at all and in doing so quite blatently broke the law, without realising (I don’t think) that I knew they were doing this.... so now ensues a heated debate in which I sh...
Crack (638)
Frogs
So, I went to Manchester for the very first time ever on Saturday, and ended up in a bed with Scott and Warren looking over a wicca alter...all very surreal...and even more so when in my drunken state I announced “Scott, compared to the rest fo you your crack is really cold”. It’s true....so stay ...