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E
E is for Electroclash. Everyone’s favourite ’clash.
added Monday January 28th, 2013 at 10:44am added 10:44, Mon Jan 28, 2013
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eamonn holmes
British television presenter with the on-screen presence of a boom microphone. I.e., he shouldn’t be on the screen, and is irritating when he is, but somehow he tends to pop up now and again, presumably by accident.
added Monday October 25th, 2004 at 6:52pm added 18:52, Mon Oct 25, 2004
Former GMTV presenter, can now be seen on Sky News.
added Sunday October 30th, 2005 at 9:38pm added 21:38, Sun Oct 30, 2005
Known for keeping the donut makers of the UK in business.
added Friday July 14th, 2006 at 1:37am added 01:37, Fri July 14, 2006
Earl
Aristo type who would have been called a Count (like in the rest of Europe), except the Normans were worried about a disturbingly-similar but strangely-less-flattering Saxon word.
added Tuesday January 25th, 2005 at 12:43pm added 12:43, Tue Jan 25, 2005
Earl Grey
Earl Grey tea is a black tea blend, which gets its flavor from bergamot oil. This popular tea blend is named after Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey, who reputedly received a gift, probably a diplomatic perquisite, of tea that was flavored with bergamot oil. Bergamot is a fragrant citrus plant, used for the oil in its rind rather than for the flesh of the fruit. The legend usually involves a grateful Chinese mandarin, but this blend of tea was first made from fermented black Indian and “Ceylon” (Sri Lankan) teas, though over the years many other varieties have been used.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_grey_tea
added Saturday January 1st, 2005 at 8:17pm added 20:17, Sat Jan 1, 2005
“I like nothing better than a steaming hot mouthful of Earl Grey in the morning.... And a cup of tea is nice as well.” 😊
added Wednesday May 25th, 2005 at 10:49pm added 22:49, Wed May 25, 2005
Ex user SteveDSD
A drink ordered by the captain of the Enterprise in StarTrek TNG with the request “Earl grey, Hot”
added Saturday July 28th, 2007 at 1:42pm added 13:42, Sat July 28, 2007
east Dulwich
Increasingly (as of 2006) trendy corner of south-east London, inhabited by those in the know. Allegedly inhabited by those who can’t afford Clapham.
See Peckham.
added Thursday May 4th, 2006 at 1:46am added 01:46, Thu May 4, 2006
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Easy Watching
The visual equivalent of Easy Listening, particularly applicable to the dirge like “dramas” that are shown on British TV on Sunday nights, e.g. “Darling Buds of May”, “Heartbeat”, “Monarch of the Glen”, “Where the Heart Is”. Made with the obvious intention of not showing anything that might remotely offend elderly Daily Mail readers, nothing of the slightest interest ever happens in them – rushing to the shop to buy some cough sweets is their idea of a “cliffhanger ending”. The only thing to be said in their favour is that they clearly demonstrate why Catherine Zeta Jones buggered off to Hollywood at the first opportunity.
See also: Coma.
added Sunday October 24th, 2004 at 4:55pm added 16:55, Sun Oct 24, 2004
eating babies
Fruitbat’s pastime. apparently chickens taste like these
added Friday September 9th, 2005 at 9:12pm added 21:12, Fri Sep 9, 2005
Echelon
A strange beast that has a snail for a mother and a chameleon for a father
Not to be confused with the Lesser-spotted Bidet
added Sunday May 8th, 2005 at 1:47pm added 13:47, Sun May 8, 2005
ecstasy
Powerful psychadelic drug favoured by clubbers. It is vitally important you avoid using this drug in G-A-Y, else you may end up having a potent spiritual experience involving Rick Astley.
In common with all hallucinogenics, long-term use of ecstasy won’t make you addicted, but it will make you very dull.
www.erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdma.shtml
added Tuesday July 20th, 2004 at 3:35pm added 15:35, Tue July 20, 2004
A state of bliss, or extreme happiness.
added Monday January 10th, 2005 at 6:13pm added 18:13, Mon Jan 10, 2005
I have been know to enter said state of extreme happiness after winning £4.75 on a bet on the Martell Grand National in 1998
added Wednesday February 23rd, 2005 at 8:06pm added 20:06, Wed Feb 23, 2005
eevil
Like “evil” but more sinister. Often accompanied by steeple fingers
added Friday March 31st, 2006 at 10:41am added 10:41, Fri Mar 31, 2006
eggs
mmm ovum :0)
added Saturday January 14th, 2006 at 0:04am added 00:04, Sat Jan 14, 2006
See MySound
added Saturday September 2nd, 2006 at 6:19pm added 18:19, Sat Sep 2, 2006
Eggy
Everything that is right with the world, especially Easter. “Eggy” to egg, meaning, to be fine/well/not bad.
added Friday November 10th, 2006 at 10:48am added 10:48, Fri Nov 10, 2006
The Religion of the Impossibly Stupid. These legions loyal to the God Eggus and the Holy Prophet St. Cadbury are alleged to share just one brain cell between them. (Although this is under debate as many single celled organisms which, when subjected to study have shown themselves to be vastly more intelligent). It is not known where this religion found it’s routes, but we all live in hope that someday a cure can be found for the debilitating stupidity that their form of worship brings on.
added Wednesday February 21st, 2007 at 10:03pm added 22:03, Wed Feb 21, 2007
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