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Dick entries for Elf

Elf

Orlando played one of these in the LOTR films. And he had lovely hair. And he could shoot arrows really well. But I don’t know what a real Elf would be like, so we’ll just take him as an example. Yes.

added Sunday, January 11th, 2004 at 12:42pm added Sun, Jan 11, 2004, 12:42

'elf.

The 'elf (as in National 'elf)

National institution devoted to the sick and dying, manned (sorry personned) by a few Doctors and Nurses and a vast army of Bureaucrats.

added Sunday, January 2nd, 2005 at 1:16am added Sun, Jan 2, 2005, 01:16

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