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Last post by robl
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Freedoms

Free condoms available on London’s gay scene, distributed by various Health Promotion Service outreach projects (you know, Condoms for Gays and Crack Whores, and needles for Drug addicts...)

The good thing is that they’re free and readily available for when you want a shag. They also include very explicit instructions in the activity of bumsex, just in case you didn’t know how.

The down side is that you cannot use not having a condom as an excuse for declining sex. “Sorry, Not tonight I’m washing my cock.”

And the other downside is that the condoms in the packs are made of uber thick, bycicle inner-tube rubber, and look and smell rubbery and require 3 strong nurses to pull them on your willy. Or something.

www.freedoms.org.uk/

added Monday May 23rd, 2005 at 2:25am added 02:25, Mon May 23, 2005

Last post by TheElusivePossom
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Yes, I agree with above, way too small too. But the instructions offer some great train journey reading material for all the family.

added Thursday December 1st, 2005 at 1:20pm added 13:20, Thu Dec 1, 2005

Last post by MySound
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Something American knows nothing about.

added Tuesday November 14th, 2006 at 2:00pm added 14:00, Tue Nov 14, 2006

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