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Dick entries for Gin

Gin

Mother’s ruin. It’ll all end in tears.

Serve with tonic.

added Tuesday, January 6th, 2004 at 1:15am added Tue, Jan 6, 2004, 01:15

Serve with a*whiff* of tonic, with ice and slice.

Decent gins: Tanqueray & Hendricks'. Bomb.Saph == vaguely acceptable.

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added Sunday, January 18th, 2004 at 7:41pm added Sun, Jan 18, 2004, 19:41

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The root of all evil. But of the nicest possible kind...

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 7:10pm added Thu, June 9, 2005, 19:10

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Gin (with tonic

OK, it’s an Abigails party cliche, but it tastes so good

added Monday, January 19th, 2004 at 2:01am added Mon, Jan 19, 2004, 02:01

I only drink it to stop from getting malaria. Lots of mosquitos breed on the Thames, dontchaknow; ask any Elizabethan.

added Wednesday, February 4th, 2004 at 11:48pm added Wed, Feb 4, 2004, 23:48

“little top up”.

"That’ll keep the mosquitos at bay there"

added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:16pm added Fri, Mar 19, 2004, 14:16

Best drink EVER.

added Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 at 6:19pm added Wed, Mar 24, 2004, 18:19

Vitamins G and T.

Should be taken daily.

added Friday, June 4th, 2004 at 3:43am added Fri, June 4, 2004, 03:43

Whilst I can’t knock the G&T and find said delicious I think I should warn that to be protected from malaria by the quinine in a G&T one needs to drink enough to incurr liver failure. At least if you mix your G&Ts properly

added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 6:15pm added Mon, Jan 10, 2005, 18:15

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If the good Lord himself had a preferred drink (and was old-school colonial english bloke with handlebar-style moustache), it is widely accepted that it would be G&T...with Lime – none none of your Lemon rubbish.

added Monday, March 28th, 2005 at 6:36pm added Mon, Mar 28, 2005, 18:36

Makes a summer’s day civilised.

added Sunday, August 21st, 2005 at 11:33pm added Sun, Aug 21, 2005, 23:33

Ginger nuts

I have two. Also a biscuit

added Thursday, April 7th, 2011 at 9:58pm added Thu, Apr 7, 2011, 21:58

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