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Dick entries for Kylie

Kylie

Very small Australian woman. She’s got nice hair, and likes to wiggle her bum everywhere!

added Wednesday, January 21st, 2004 at 6:51pm added Wed, Jan 21, 2004, 18:51

Evil pop pixie sent to plague the people of Earth with awful rehashed pop crap

added Friday, March 5th, 2004 at 6:07pm added Fri, Mar 5, 2004, 18:07

Antipodean song warbler. Used to be a mechanic, but now sings songs about being far too lucky, being unable to get you out of her (tiny) skull, and women with red blood (??) who are slow (?). She’s been a round a bit an all.

added Saturday, March 13th, 2004 at 2:45am added Sat, Mar 13, 2004, 02:45

she should be so lucky so stuffin' chuffin' lucky

added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:20pm added Fri, Mar 19, 2004, 14:20

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Australian pop act who has recently revived her career by shamelessly ripping off electronic bands she helped bury during her first incarnation during the 80’s.

added Monday, October 25th, 2004 at 7:05pm added Mon, Oct 25, 2004, 19:05

I quite like her though...

added Monday, November 8th, 2004 at 11:40pm added Mon, Nov 8, 2004, 23:40

The word “Kylie” is Aboriginal and means “Boomerang”. Not a lot of people know that.

added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 7:01pm added Fri, Dec 9, 2005, 19:01

I did 😜

added Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 at 11:46am added Tue, Jan 3, 2006, 11:46

Princess Of Pop.

added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:53pm added Tue, Nov 14, 2006, 13:53

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