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Last post by laurs_bobbins
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Dick entries for Mums

Mums

Aren’t they the best?

added Monday February 2nd, 2004 at 3:57pm added 15:57, Mon Feb 2, 2004

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i ❤️ my mummy

added Monday March 1st, 2004 at 3:50pm added 15:50, Mon Mar 1, 2004

Last post by Swinkle
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When you’re not feeling too well, no matter how old you are, or how much you think you’ve outgrown it, your mum is always there to cook you up some nice dinner and get you a rate nice cup o’ coffee to cheer you up.

And why is it that you can never put on pillow cases or quilt covers as well as your mum?

I think that until the day I die I will still not be able to put on a pillow case without the pillow falling out of it after a few hours. And whenever I put my duvet in a fresh cover it seems to have migrated over to one side of it within minutes.

But when mums do it they have magic staying power. They can go for days without a sign of movement and still have that fresh-bedding feel. It’s some sort of mystical mum-power or something.

Mums are great.

added Friday April 16th, 2004 at 8:17am added 08:17, Fri Apr 16, 2004

Last post by dolphinstar
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....gone to Iceland

added Monday May 23rd, 2005 at 4:19pm added 16:19, Mon May 23, 2005

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