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Dick entries for Orpington

Orpington

Boredom and dullness encapsulated in town form; the exact kind of place you don’t want to grow up in but you’d love to retire to.

added Wednesday March 24th, 2004 at 4:59pm added 16:59, Wed Mar 24, 2004

Too dull to be London... but disowned by Kent

added Wednesday December 22nd, 2004 at 9:56pm added 21:56, Wed Dec 22, 2004

This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.

added Wednesday July 13th, 2005 at 10:44pm added 22:44, Wed July 13, 2005

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