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Freakcity’s Dick
Dick entries for Oyster card
Oyster card
Touch-card set to replace normal travelcards on the london underground. With train tickets priced at last year’s prices.
Hightly proven to casue fits of joy to its First users
“wow... Lloyd you have to try this! It’s better than sex!” – unnamed gay guy
added Thursday October 21st, 2004 at 0:15am added 00:15, Thu Oct 21, 2004
Privacy destroying system that doesn’t work all that well anyways.
Whaddya mean “why are you still on paper tickets, Owen?”? 😊
added Friday October 22nd, 2004 at 4:12pm added 16:12, Fri Oct 22, 2004
Beats queing for a ticket.
added Thursday December 30th, 2004 at 0:12am added 00:12, Thu Dec 30, 2004
Ex user Jakesdyke
easily confused form of control, (wot happens if you dont give your real address, or have two cards?)
added Tuesday April 12th, 2005 at 11:13pm added 23:13, Tue Apr 12, 2005
Ex user cockaigne
Wonderful, money-saving device that can’t be used on London’s suburban mainline rail network, thereby rendering it useless to almost all those living in South London YOU BASTARDS
added Thursday January 5th, 2006 at 4:13pm added 16:13, Thu Jan 5, 2006
A strange blue card that doesn’t taste like Oyster at all, and makes bus fares on some Red buses 80p but doesn’t work on Green, Blue & Yellow or the white swoopy ones.. Confused of Surrey :s
added Thursday October 5th, 2006 at 5:08pm added 17:08, Thu Oct 5, 2006
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