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Dick entries for Swan

swan

Gay bar in East London, famous for its amateur strip night every Wednesday – tends to be a haunt of Scott’s as it’s 5 mins walk from his flat. Not a bad place, mixed crowd of young and old

www.bjswhiteswan.com/

added Sunday December 14th, 2003 at 3:06pm added 15:06, Sun Dec 14, 2003

jimmyjames

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White bird with long neck. You get in trouble with the Queen if you kill one apparently. And if you feed them bread in the park, they are the most violent of the lot. Honest.

added Wednesday March 24th, 2004 at 6:15pm added 18:15, Wed Mar 24, 2004

scott

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Can break your arm with their wing. A fact that everyone ever seems to know, but do you know anyone who has ever had their arm broken by a swan’s wing? Do you? No? I thought as much.

added Monday November 28th, 2005 at 9:37am added 09:37, Mon Nov 28, 2005

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Swanning

What happens to Scotton a Friday night after too much beer. Usually happens when Gazturns up and spends much of the evening saying “Swan?” with Scott replying “no”. Gaz will buy Scott a drink and then ask again, until the answer becomes “yes”.

added Monday January 30th, 2006 at 2:29pm added 14:29, Mon Jan 30, 2006