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Freakcity’s Dick
Dick entries for Swan
swan
Gay bar in East London, famous for its amateur strip night every Wednesday – tends to be a haunt of Scott’s as it’s 5 mins walk from his flat. Not a bad place, mixed crowd of young and old
added Sunday, December 14th, 2003 at 3:06pm added Sun, Dec 14, 2003, 15:06
White bird with long neck. You get in trouble with the Queen if you kill one apparently. And if you feed them bread in the park, they are the most violent of the lot. Honest.
added Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 at 6:15pm added Wed, Mar 24, 2004, 18:15
Can break your arm with their wing. A fact that everyone ever seems to know, but do you know anyone who has ever had their arm broken by a swan’s wing? Do you? No? I thought as much.
added Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 9:37am added Mon, Nov 28, 2005, 09:37
Swanning
What happens to Scott on a Friday night after too much beer. Usually happens when Gaz turns up and spends much of the evening saying “Swan?” with Scott replying “no”. Gaz will buy Scott a drink and then ask again, until the answer becomes “yes”.
added Monday, January 30th, 2006 at 2:29pm added Mon, Jan 30, 2006, 14:29
Swansea
My pretty, shitty city.
added Wednesday, January 21st, 2004 at 6:55pm added Wed, Jan 21, 2004, 18:55
see also ‘Abertawe’
added Thursday, March 4th, 2004 at 7:44am added Thu, Mar 4, 2004, 07:44
A rather nice city only famous for closed coal mines, the place where the M4 ends and where your driving licence goes to die
added Sunday, May 8th, 2005 at 10:15am added Sun, May 8, 2005, 10:15
Gayteway to the Gower
added Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 at 1:07am added Wed, Sep 27, 2006, 01:07
Town Edward lied to Tubs about -“You lied Edward there is a Swansea”
added Friday, November 24th, 2006 at 10:26pm added Fri, Nov 24, 2006, 22:26
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Words beginning with S
- Salmon Rushdie
- sandra
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- scareglow
- Scart to Scart
- schism
- schnews
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- Scooter
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- Scott Adams
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- scottaging
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- Seagulling
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- Secret Life Of Us
- self-worship
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- Shaking coconuts off of the veiny love tree
- Shania Twain
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- shiznit
- Shoe Horn
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- shOUT
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- Shut
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- skeptic's annotated bible
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- spaghetti junction
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