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anandamide

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popular drug treasured for its ability to make the imbiber gracefully acorabatic, hugely witty, astonishingly attractive, and breathtakingly wise.

Excessive alcohol consumption can lead to addiction, poverty and, most worryingly, G-A-Y.

added Tuesday July 20th, 2004 at 3:43pm added 15:43, Tue July 20, 2004

Fetters

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Can be used as a direct replacement for blood in case i have an accident.

added Saturday December 24th, 2005 at 6:52pm added 18:52, Sat Dec 24, 2005

Prune

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In order to avoid the painful post-consumption experience the following steps should be taken:

1. Eat a large and starchy meal when you come home after your night of boozing.

2. Drink as much water as you can before your stomach feels it will explode.

3. Drink less.....? (No, don’t bother)

added Thursday February 23rd, 2006 at 5:02pm added 17:02, Thu Feb 23, 2006

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