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Dick entries for chav

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If your definition of a good time is putting on your best Burberry knockoff hat, fake Nike trainers and the entire of the Elizabeth Duke collection all at once, going out, buying some unidentified pills with smiley faces on with your dole money and then taking them whilst at home watching Trisha then you’re probably a chav.

Or replace the pills with gin and you’re probably fruitbat

Either way, you’ll end up with 6 children, a wife with unappealing tobacco breath and large gold hoopy earrings and a satellite dish bolted to the side of your council flat.

See link below

www.chavscum.co.uk

added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 9:51am added Mon, Jan 10, 2005, 09:51

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An over-used last season word sometimes used by wannabee Trisha addicts who can’t quite give up their desire to be Lord/Lady Snooty.

added Sunday, February 20th, 2005 at 9:51pm added Sun, Feb 20, 2005, 21:51

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Council Housed And Violent

added Sunday, May 1st, 2005 at 12:56am added Sun, May 1, 2005, 00:56

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Noun. A person of working class origin, generally poorly educated, often very casually dressed in sportswear. Derog.

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:35pm added Thu, June 9, 2005, 16:35

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Council Housing Association Vermin!

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:35pm added Thu, June 9, 2005, 16:35

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See also: ‘Chafe’

added Wednesday, June 15th, 2005 at 3:15pm added Wed, June 15, 2005, 15:15

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chavette

Female chav. Often seen wearing fake Burberry, Fake fur, Fake burberry patterned fur, too much lip gloss, enough mascara to clump and big hoopy earrings. Big hair sprouts from under the Burberry hat and they spend most of their giros on the lottery and/or malibu

Speak an incomprehensible language that’s a cross between Northern, R&B slang and Essex. Husbands likely to have tattoos reading "My other wife is a chav..."

added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 9:56am added Mon, Jan 10, 2005, 09:56

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chavettes

see chavette

added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 9:52am added Mon, Jan 10, 2005, 09:52

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Chavmas

The winter festival celebrate by bad taste trash without a Christian bone in the body. The celebration involves Getting pissed, wearing Santa hats, turning your house into something like Blackpool Illuminations forcing a new Nuclear Power Station to be opened so the electricity can be provided. Driving you 4x4 or Sprog mobile to every out of town shopping centre to buy noisy toys for the brats, fake designer stuff for everyone else and enough pre prepared food and booze to last the siege of Stalingrad.

added Saturday, November 24th, 2007 at 4:57pm added Sat, Nov 24, 2007, 16:57

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chavs

See chav

added Monday, January 10th, 2005 at 9:49am added Mon, Jan 10, 2005, 09:49

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