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c-word

Noun. A coy euphemism for ‘cunt’

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:51pm added Thu, June 9, 2005, 16:51

How about “Celery”?

added Sunday, September 11th, 2005 at 1:10am added Sun, Sep 11, 2005, 01:10

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C*nt

See also: Ramsey, Gordon.

added Thursday, October 28th, 2004 at 8:22pm added Thu, Oct 28, 2004, 20:22

See also: Earl

added Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 at 12:44pm added Tue, Jan 25, 2005, 12:44

A word used by people who don’t like using the word Cunt, and think putting a little star in place of the U makes it slightly less offensive.

added Thursday, March 17th, 2005 at 4:09pm added Thu, Mar 17, 2005, 16:09

C&C

Computers & cock.

The main topics made by the occupants of freakcity. Even the crazy women. Can be worked into any conversation. Ever.

added Friday, June 24th, 2005 at 4:09pm added Fri, June 24, 2005, 16:09

Famous in the early 1990’s for their music factory.

Everybody dance now!

added Sunday, October 30th, 2005 at 9:41pm added Sun, Oct 30, 2005, 21:41

C4

Short for channel 4. Easily the best UK terrestrial channel and probably one of the best channels overall. Known for it’s mix of excellent comedy, light entertainment, and excellent documentaries. Their great schedule is only spoiled by Big brother and Wife Swap.

www.channel4.com

added Monday, July 12th, 2004 at 11:14am added Mon, July 12, 2004, 11:14

prototype for C5

added Monday, July 26th, 2004 at 9:44pm added Mon, July 26, 2004, 21:44

Plastic explosive. Hur.

added Saturday, August 7th, 2004 at 4:02pm added Sat, Aug 7, 2004, 16:02

Good dietary fibre, full of vitamins and minerals, makes you fart. Cooking tip, add ground almond. Further cooking tip, eat raw.

added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 1:01am added Thu, Dec 30, 2004, 01:01

You will burn in hell for that one.

added Wednesday, January 12th, 2005 at 12:45am added Wed, Jan 12, 2005, 00:45

NHS word for a Coronary Artery Bypass Graft

added Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 at 6:44pm added Wed, May 18, 2005, 18:44

cabbaged

Adj. Intoxicated to a state of uselessness. From being in a vegetative state.

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:50pm added Thu, June 9, 2005, 16:50

Cakes

In a bowl, cream together 4oz/125g caster sugar and 4oz/125g butter

Break two eggs into a glass or jug, and beat together with a fork. Add the egg to the butter and sugar a bit at a time, stirring it in thoroughly each time

When all the egg is mixed in, sieve 4oz/125g self-raising flour into the mix, and stir in thoroughly

Spoon the bixture into cake cases, and bake in a pre-heated oven at 190C/375F/Gas Mark 5 for ten to fifteen minutes, until they’re golden brown

Then try lots of variations, like adding 2oz of sultanas, or glace cherries, or cocoonut. Try adding spices, or replace a quarter of the flour with cocoa powder. And experiment with icing!

added Monday, December 22nd, 2003 at 5:41pm added Mon, Dec 22, 2003, 17:41

or walk to Tesco and go to CAKE section and buy a huge box and save the electricity, the flour, the eggs etc and get clubcard points

added Sunday, December 28th, 2003 at 8:31pm added Sun, Dec 28, 2003, 20:31

great with Hash and a cup of tea/coffee

added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:39pm added Fri, Mar 19, 2004, 13:39

No they’re not.

added Monday, July 18th, 2005 at 11:22pm added Mon, July 18, 2005, 23:22

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