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faceherpes

unlike the more common Oral & Genital herpes which are common and hard to see, FaceHerpes sufferers are usually brutally disfigured by the condition causing thousands of people around the world to become PAINFULLY UGLY to the point where most people are unable to look directly at them.

added Wednesday, July 25th, 2007 at 7:40pm added Wed, July 25, 2007, 19:40

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Facetime

(noun). Posh wank.

added Wednesday, August 4th, 2010 at 10:48pm added Wed, Aug 4, 2010, 22:48

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Faeces 8472

A particularly stubborn bottom dropping that resists any biological, chemical or technological means of ridding it from the toilet bowl

added Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 6:57pm added Wed, Apr 29, 2009, 18:57

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Faggots

The little bits of kindling used in burning witches and unnatural beings (gays) in the middle ages. Over time, the word was confused to mean the victims of the burning, rather than the wood. Today, we’re ALL BIG FAGGOTS! 😁

added Friday, December 2nd, 2005 at 12:38pm added Fri, Dec 2, 2005, 12:38

Last post by dolphinstar
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Mr Brains offal-based brainchild

added Monday, February 6th, 2006 at 11:48am added Mon, Feb 6, 2006, 11:48

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fannybatter

crufty and vile concept of dried juices being all crispy, like batter.

Ick 😉

added Thursday, March 30th, 2006 at 10:07am added Thu, Mar 30, 2006, 10:07

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Far

A long long way to run

added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:28pm added Wed, June 28, 2006, 23:28

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Farscape

An utterly silly but really rather good sci-fi series from a couple of years ago. Staring the lovely Ben Browder and Claudia Black.

added Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 at 2:45am added Tue, June 27, 2006, 02:45

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A Sci-Fi series that freakily morphed into Stargate when no one was looking

added Sunday, November 11th, 2007 at 2:22am added Sun, Nov 11, 2007, 02:22

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Fart

Something I just subjected stikki to. And now she’s run away 😢

added Saturday, January 29th, 2005 at 11:01pm added Sat, Jan 29, 2005, 23:01

Last post by taxidriver
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Not a good idea if you’ve got the squits.

See Squits

added Tuesday, September 27th, 2005 at 4:52am added Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 04:52

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Fat Guys

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added Saturday, September 11th, 2004 at 5:33pm added Sat, Sep 11, 2004, 17:33

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Amazingly goregeous people to certain breeds of gays, who deserve every bit of attention they get. Usually ridiculed by the population at large, spend their time doing fat guy things like smoking a lot, being depressed, starting a family, etc...

– Warning, may be over/under sensitive to thinner people

added Thursday, October 21st, 2004 at 12:08am added Thu, Oct 21, 2004, 00:08

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Faucet

Stupid American name for a tap

added Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 at 2:24pm added Thu, Sep 22, 2005, 14:24

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c.1400, from O.Fr. fausset “stopper,” perhaps dim. of L. faux, fauc- “throat.” Spigot and faucet was the name of an old type of tap for a barrel or cask, consisting of a hollow, tapering tube, which was driven at the narrow end into a barrel, and a screw into the tube which regulated the flow of the liquid. Properly, it seems, the spigot was the tube, the faucet the screw, but the senses have merged or reversed over time. Faucet is now the common word in Amer.Eng. for the whole apparatus.

added Tuesday, September 27th, 2005 at 5:39am added Tue, Sep 27, 2005, 05:39

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FeckArse

Moogal’s computer, named after watching a lot of Father Ted.

added Sunday, May 13th, 2007 at 2:33am added Sun, May 13, 2007, 02:33

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feelie

something pleasantly tactile, such as velvet, silk, suede or foreskin; someone who enjoys the feel of feelie things.

www.feelie.co.uk

added Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 at 9:00pm added Tue, Dec 16, 2003, 21:00

Last post by scott
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Type of film envisaged by many SciFi authors that lets you feel the actors in it. Usually associated with filth

added Tuesday, December 16th, 2003 at 11:06pm added Tue, Dec 16, 2003, 23:06

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