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KA

Short for “Kings Arms” a delightful little pub filled with short, badly dressed bearded trolls. Does karaoke on Sundays which is far more entertaining than say doing the average washing.

Plus point: Only gay bar in London to sell proper beer.

Negative point: Scary 😉

Once tried to divert a Freakcity picnic there. And failed. Those that remained wouldn’t go in. Wusses. (and yes, that means *you*, kee)

www.kingsarms-london.com

added Monday, June 6th, 2005 at 11:37am added Mon, June 6, 2005, 11:37

Karaoke

Japanese for “Empty Orchestra”

added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:43pm added Wed, June 28, 2006, 23:43

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Karmageddon

It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

msg18229

added Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 at 12:50am added Wed, Mar 16, 2005, 00:50

Character in ‘Eastenders’ who inexplicably gave up her job as an undercover police officer in order to open up a nail bar. Quite what skills the two proffessions share, or why anyone would consider it a logical career step, has never been satifactorily explained.

added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 10:07pm added Tue, July 20, 2004, 22:07

Kiss me.....

added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 8:09pm added Wed, Feb 23, 2005, 20:09

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Kenickie

Girl (and one boy) group from the mid 1990’s.Much better than the Spice Girls but never managed as much success.

Albums released were “At the club” and “Get in”

Lead singer Lauren Laverne can now be found on X-Fm.

added Monday, March 28th, 2005 at 3:03pm added Mon, Mar 28, 2005, 15:03

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Sexy young man (if thats your thing)

added Monday, March 28th, 2005 at 3:03pm added Mon, Mar 28, 2005, 15:03

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Character in the musical Grease, but not the main character.

added Monday, March 28th, 2005 at 3:04pm added Mon, Mar 28, 2005, 15:04

the sexiest guy in Grease

added Thursday, February 2nd, 2006 at 7:04pm added Thu, Feb 2, 2006, 19:04

Kermit’s Mouth

Slang for the shallow hinged flap of scrotum and nerve endings surgeons approximate for a vagina in male to female transsexuals. Sex with such an organ is said to be akin to ‘pushing your foot into a shoe which has had the toe stuffed with paper’.

added Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 at 12:47am added Tue, Dec 14, 2010, 00:47

Kermits Mouth

Slang for the shallow hinged flap of scrotum offcuts and nerve endings surgeons fashion into a vagina facsimile in male to female transsexuals. Sex with such an organ is said to be akin to pushing your foot into a shoe whose toe has been stuffed with paper.

added Tuesday, December 14th, 2010 at 12:49am added Tue, Dec 14, 2010, 00:49

keybuk

person who can’t hit backspace without hitting enter

www.netsplit.com

added Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 at 3:58pm added Thu, Sep 22, 2005, 15:58

Is also Called scott! Ho the confusion!

added Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 at 4:00pm added Thu, Sep 22, 2005, 16:00

Houses a rather nice builders bum.

added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:53pm added Tue, Nov 14, 2006, 13:53

khrp

The Kurdish Human Rights Project

The KHRP is a registered charity. It is committed to the protection of the human rights of all persons within the Kurdish regions, irrespective of race, religion, sex, political persuasion or other belief or opinion. Its supporters include both Kurdish and non-Kurdish people.

Scott maintains their website

www.khrp.org

added Thursday, March 10th, 2005 at 11:35am added Thu, Mar 10, 2005, 11:35

Last post by Ex User cockaigne
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Kickling

Tickling someone very hard with your feet, eg:

“Scott: will you stop kickling my website”

added Monday, March 27th, 2006 at 1:09pm added Mon, Mar 27, 2006, 13:09

King of Queens

Archetypal fat-guy-skinny-wife late '90s american sitcom. A non laugh-out-loud event.

See also: According to Jim

added Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 11:15pm added Wed, Jan 28, 2009, 23:15

Kitten-on-a-stick

Scott’s BBQ speciality

added Saturday, May 22nd, 2004 at 4:08pm added Sat, May 22, 2004, 16:08

Evil and cruel. Penalty for BBQ kittens on sticks is instant death.

added Monday, February 28th, 2005 at 1:00am added Mon, Feb 28, 2005, 01:00

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