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Posh off-licence
added Friday September 26th, 2014 at 1:51pm added 13:51, Fri Sep 26, 2014
Ogg Vorbis
MP3 for geeks.
added Sunday January 23rd, 2005 at 3:02am added 03:02, Sun Jan 23, 2005
mp3 quality at half the size.
added Saturday March 5th, 2005 at 9:24pm added 21:24, Sat Mar 5, 2005
OJ
Orange Juice. The drink of the gods (or something. I blame Lloyd)
added Wednesday February 1st, 2006 at 6:50pm added 18:50, Wed Feb 1, 2006
Old Kaka
Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on “the Holy day”. Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
added Thursday June 23rd, 2005 at 7:57am added 07:57, Thu June 23, 2005
old man collecting
A Hobby.
For this hobby you will need:
a lockable cupboard or room
a packet of bourbon biscuits and some weak lemon drink 😉
added Sunday September 26th, 2004 at 9:05pm added 21:05, Sun Sep 26, 2004
Old People
annoying, smell of wee, bitter
added Monday August 30th, 2004 at 9:58pm added 21:58, Mon Aug 30, 2004
Ex user
See also: Moontoad.
added Monday October 25th, 2004 at 7:51pm added 19:51, Mon Oct 25, 2004
Young people a few years on.
added Sunday January 23rd, 2005 at 3:03am added 03:03, Sun Jan 23, 2005
Die when subject to frightening circumstances like sirens and laughter
added Monday May 23rd, 2005 at 4:39pm added 16:39, Mon May 23, 2005
You can’t wind the up: they can’t hear or see you.
added Friday December 9th, 2005 at 7:05pm added 19:05, Fri Dec 9, 2005
The Post Office’s best friends!!!
added Tuesday January 1st, 2008 at 11:57am added 11:57, Tue Jan 1, 2008
oldmancollecting
Origins from ‘Fist of Fun’ (BBC) – one of the Hobbies.
For this hobby you will require: a packet of bourbon biscuits, a lockable room and a flask of weeeek lemon drink.
Go out on pension day and attempt to woo old men into your locakble room using bourbon biscuits – “Would you like a bourbon old man? Answer me!”. Hold out biscuit to old man. walk backwards with biscuit in constant focus of old man. When arriving home, throw biscuit into locakbale room and old man will follow. Shut door and lock it. Repeat.
Or something like that
added Monday December 8th, 2003 at 0:24am added 00:24, Mon Dec 8, 2003
Oleophobic
Fear of hand creams
added Friday June 25th, 2010 at 5:24am added 05:24, Fri June 25, 2010
Someone who hates oil and doesn’t think it should have equal rights. Probably secretly oil based themselves.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:26am added 06:26, Mon May 21, 2012
Olives
Eugh! Satan’s fruit! Utterly vile, and occasionally found lurking in salads, masquerading as grapes.
added Tuesday September 14th, 2004 at 6:23pm added 18:23, Tue Sep 14, 2004
Delicious, particularly the black ones.
added Monday January 24th, 2005 at 5:07pm added 17:07, Mon Jan 24, 2005
Small metal rings used in plumbing two pieces of copper pipe together....aha!
added Monday March 21st, 2005 at 9:59pm added 21:59, Mon Mar 21, 2005
online fora
Alternative plural (to online forums) of online forum. Sorry.
added Friday May 5th, 2006 at 11:01am added 11:01, Fri May 5, 2006
online forum
Many many of these exist on the interwebnet. The first true types of online internet forums were the newsgroups (unless you count BBs, which were sorta almost the right things). Most forums last a little while and then explode in flames over the silliest of things. This hasn’t happened to Freakcity. Yet.
added Friday April 1st, 2005 at 11:16am added 11:16, Fri Apr 1, 2005
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