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Paganism
A religion and belief system that origniates from ages and ages and ages ago. Read ‘Triumph of the Moon’ by Ronald Hutton if you want more info.
added Thursday February 5th, 2004 at 1:07pm added 13:07, Thu Feb 5, 2004
The definition of Paganism is regularly debated about by Pagans themselves.
No-one is really quite sure what Paganism actually is.
Broadly speaking, any non-christian, non-jew, non-muslim religious practise, although it is especially used to describe Earth-based matriarchal practises.
added Friday March 5th, 2004 at 6:14pm added 18:14, Fri Mar 5, 2004
Painful sex
stop it my darling it hurts me so woo is me bloody are the sheets
added Thursday April 27th, 2006 at 9:47pm added 21:47, Thu Apr 27, 2006
paintist
* A combination of a Painter and an Artist, through a process of genetic mutation.
* A gaffe made by Mickstar during cut-away questions after an interview.
* A painter or an artist.
*Do not use this word or people will think you are mad. 😉
added Monday November 13th, 2006 at 8:23pm added 20:23, Mon Nov 13, 2006
Palava
The father of volcanoes.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:25am added 06:25, Mon May 21, 2012
Pam Ann
Fabulous air hostess comedian type thing. Hard to explain. Opened for Cher at Wembley (fnarr)
added Friday May 20th, 2005 at 6:11pm added 18:11, Fri May 20, 2005
God with hoopy earrings
added Saturday November 12th, 2005 at 0:42am added 00:42, Sat Nov 12, 2005
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick
added Saturday January 8th, 2005 at 1:47pm added 13:47, Sat Jan 8, 2005
My mate made me buy 2 jugs of this stuff then didn’t drink any of it as she was too pissed. Cheeky bitch.
added Wednesday March 30th, 2005 at 10:45pm added 22:45, Wed Mar 30, 2005
never drink more than 2 unless you a re six tonn mega elephant with brochial pneumonia.
added Wednesday March 15th, 2006 at 5:03pm added 17:03, Wed Mar 15, 2006
Ex user SteveDSD
Invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox.
The effect of a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
Its original, fictional recipe, is as follows:
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones; subtle, sweet, and mystic.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink... but... very carefully...
added Tuesday July 24th, 2007 at 3:44pm added 15:44, Tue July 24, 2007
Pants
Clothing worn by men (and sometimes the ladies) to make me feel horny. The plainer the better
added Tuesday February 22nd, 2005 at 10:14pm added 22:14, Tue Feb 22, 2005
Underwear NOT trousers
added Wednesday May 10th, 2006 at 11:16am added 11:16, Wed May 10, 2006
Papaya
Spanish for popeye.
added Saturday July 7th, 2007 at 10:46pm added 22:46, Sat July 7, 2007
also know as a Paw Paw.
The juice of one slows down a dose of the shits.
added Tuesday January 1st, 2008 at 12:03pm added 12:03, Tue Jan 1, 2008
Part-Time Insaniac
Well that’s why I’m here really
added Tuesday February 22nd, 2005 at 10:39pm added 22:39, Tue Feb 22, 2005
Pathos
One of the three modes of persuasion in rhetoric. Pathos appeals to the audience’s emotions.
NOT one of the three musketeers
added Tuesday August 14th, 2007 at 0:36am added 00:36, Tue Aug 14, 2007
PC: spywaread-ware browser hijack
You been visiting far too many evil doggie porn sites – You need to stop gong to the doggie sites and stop allowing the install ActiveX to install.
Who knows what little Evils where installed – Just never use your credit card ever agene until you install windows from new
Removal tools:
Spybot S&D:
Ad-aware: Personal Edition SE:
www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/
[Both recommended to download and use together & Both are Free]
added Thursday April 14th, 2005 at 9:20am added 09:20, Thu Apr 14, 2005
peckham
The new East Dulwich.
added Thursday May 4th, 2006 at 1:44am added 01:44, Thu May 4, 2006
Ex user cockaigne
What geese will do to your legs if you get too close
added Tuesday November 14th, 2006 at 5:08pm added 17:08, Tue Nov 14, 2006
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