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Radio 4

One of the defining pillars of all that is right, proper, good and British. Also a rich source of news, chaotic live interviews, documentaries, annoying panel-games, screamingly funny comedies, the most ascerbic satire, all sorts of drama (original and adapted), serials, and more. Most importantly, the source of decent weather forecasts and Time itself!

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 7:05pm added Thu, June 9, 2005, 19:05

Worth the licence fee by itself.

added Wednesday, August 24th, 2005 at 12:41pm added Wed, Aug 24, 2005, 12:41

Attracts sycophants as listeners

added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 7:21pm added Fri, Dec 9, 2005, 19:21

that station where joan collins had an argument live on air

added Friday, January 27th, 2006 at 12:15am added Fri, Jan 27, 2006, 00:15

The most beautiful thing about middle-class England is Radio 4. Destined, alas, to be replaced by “rolling” news. Don’t you love that word? News only rolls if you’re creating or publishing it. Those of us who digest it want our news pretty much stationary, thank you very much.

added Thursday, May 4th, 2006 at 1:38am added Thu, May 4, 2006, 01:38

rameses kitchen nightmares

Ancient Egyptian television programme where the great pharoah helped out underperforming restaurants

added Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 at 1:07am added Wed, Apr 8, 2009, 01:07

Ramsey, Gordon

A man who needs his mouth washed out with soap. He also needs to leave his clothes on when he is on the TV. In fact, all of the time he needs to keep them on. I mean always. Eurgh, he’s dirty.

Oh, and he’s a chef.

www.users.waitrose.com/~capek/Ramsey.jpeg

added Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 at 4:59pm added Wed, May 5, 2004, 16:59

f*ing chef who f*ing swears too f*ing often and has too many f*ing TV shows

added Monday, July 26th, 2004 at 9:51pm added Mon, July 26, 2004, 21:51

Very annoying man who needs a good punching

added Thursday, August 19th, 2004 at 11:54am added Thu, Aug 19, 2004, 11:54

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See also: C*nt.

added Thursday, October 28th, 2004 at 8:22pm added Thu, Oct 28, 2004, 20:22

Random stuff

THis would involve such acts as running down the road with a traffic cone on your head.

This is not to be confused with drunken behaviour.

added Monday, October 4th, 2004 at 4:56pm added Mon, Oct 4, 2004, 16:56

randomness

Chaotic, disorganised, with no discernable order

random.com

added Saturday, September 11th, 2004 at 3:42am added Sat, Sep 11, 2004, 03:42

Rangitoto

Blood red sky, volcanically, eruptive, largely misunderstood

added Tuesday, February 10th, 2004 at 7:21pm added Tue, Feb 10, 2004, 19:21

abbv.. for

“Te Rangi I toto a Tamatekapua”

added Friday, February 27th, 2004 at 1:17am added Fri, Feb 27, 2004, 01:17

mostly harmless

added Sunday, March 14th, 2004 at 9:01pm added Sun, Mar 14, 2004, 21:01

Ray

A drop of golden sun

added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:27pm added Wed, June 28, 2006, 23:27

Reading

At place in berkshire

added Thursday, December 23rd, 2004 at 4:41am added Thu, Dec 23, 2004, 04:41

Something people do. Often on the forums. Usually before typing

added Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 at 4:27pm added Wed, Mar 30, 2005, 16:27

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