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Evangenital
A person who claims to be religious and moral but in actuality is entirely obsessed with what other people have between their legs and nothing more.
added Wednesday February 28th, 2024 at 9:19am added 09:19, Wed Feb 28, 2024
yope
For when you’re not sure if you should say “yes” or “no”.
“Do you love my new shoes?”
“Uh. Yope?”
added Sunday September 27th, 2020 at 7:34am added 07:34, Sun Sep 27, 2020
Off
Posh off-licence
added Friday September 26th, 2014 at 1:51pm added 13:51, Fri Sep 26, 2014
affraid
When they have REALLY big hands.
added Wednesday December 4th, 2013 at 7:18am added 07:18, Wed Dec 4, 2013
dropping pork
Brewer’s droop
added Sunday June 30th, 2013 at 8:09pm added 20:09, Sun June 30, 2013
Slactivist
One who is unable to say anything of import whilst on the toilet.
added Tuesday March 26th, 2013 at 11:25am added 11:25, Tue Mar 26, 2013
assfull
it is how i like it
added Thursday February 14th, 2013 at 5:42am added 05:42, Thu Feb 14, 2013
E
E is for Electroclash. Everyone’s favourite ’clash.
added Monday January 28th, 2013 at 10:44am added 10:44, Mon Jan 28, 2013
Lucky dip day
When you run out of clean pants then find a pair rummaging in the laundry bin
added Sunday November 11th, 2012 at 10:59am added 10:59, Sun Nov 11, 2012
Poledriver
Death on four wheels. Am in Warsaw trying to cycle and seriously, these guys make London cab drivers look normal.
added Thursday September 20th, 2012 at 3:30pm added 15:30, Thu Sep 20, 2012
The XX
PG Porn.
added Thursday September 20th, 2012 at 3:30pm added 15:30, Thu Sep 20, 2012
jeremy hunt
(Pl n).
Cockney rhyming slang. Often shortened to “Jeremy”
CF:"That taxi driver was a right Jeremy"
added Tuesday September 18th, 2012 at 2:48pm added 14:48, Tue Sep 18, 2012
Social network
What the kids have instead of friends these days. Grmbl.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:27am added 06:27, Mon May 21, 2012
Oleophobic
Someone who hates oil and doesn’t think it should have equal rights. Probably secretly oil based themselves.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:26am added 06:26, Mon May 21, 2012
Twee
What they make coat out of.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:25am added 06:25, Mon May 21, 2012
Palava
The father of volcanoes.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:25am added 06:25, Mon May 21, 2012
flapping
What one does in lieu of actual work in an office if one is management and there is a deadline approaching.
Generally slows down work for everyone else, forcing them to work late, but makes you feel better.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:24am added 06:24, Mon May 21, 2012
incontinent
An island.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:24am added 06:24, Mon May 21, 2012
mimimi
Me me me my laptop.
Me me me my hernia.
One is generally self obsessed and a bit depressing to hang around with.
added Monday May 21st, 2012 at 6:23am added 06:23, Mon May 21, 2012
unfortunate
What it is called when one accidentally falls out of an aircraft.
added Thursday May 10th, 2012 at 7:36am added 07:36, Thu May 10, 2012
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