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Duckie
Fabulous club night that’s been running for 800 years. Can’t really describe it’s greatness, see link below:
added Monday, April 3rd, 2006 at 11:18am added Mon Apr 3, 2006, 11:18
pink pound
I thought it was a dumping ground for unwanted cars due to the colour of their paintwork
added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 7:06pm added Fri Dec 9, 2005, 19:06
puddings
Also good for sex, and still teast good after too
added Thursday, October 27th, 2005 at 10:13am added Thu Oct 27, 2005, 10:13
Money
More please!
added Sunday, January 2nd, 2005 at 2:08am added Sun Jan 2, 2005, 02:08
Ex user
BSM
Bring Some Money
added Tuesday, April 19th, 2005 at 1:25pm added Tue Apr 19, 2005, 13:25
Devon
The county I aspire to. I love it, apart from Dartmoor, which the Martians can have back
added Sunday, May 8th, 2005 at 10:20am added Sun May 8, 2005, 10:20
Old Kaka
Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on “the Holy day”. Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.
added Thursday, June 23rd, 2005 at 7:57am added Thu June 23, 2005, 07:57
Earl
Aristo type who would have been called a Count (like in the rest of Europe), except the Normans were worried about a disturbingly-similar but strangely-less-flattering Saxon word.
added Tuesday, January 25th, 2005 at 12:43pm added Tue Jan 25, 2005, 12:43
Stoner
Someone who smokes so much dope they are entirely unaware what day it is, and even more entirely unaware that not knowing what day it is would be upsetting to a large proportion of the population.
Immortalised on film by Jay and Silent Bob
added Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 at 2:20pm added Wed Dec 17, 2003, 14:20
Bum wee
The type of diahorrea that you get after a heavy night’s drinking (or five). Like dishwater but less pleasant, it streams out from between your cheeks and makes weewee noises in the bowl
added Monday, January 23rd, 2006 at 1:17pm added Mon Jan 23, 2006, 13:17
Gattaca
Film by Andrew Niccol (who also did The Truman Show). Beautiful science fiction film where you feel that the scifi elements are incidental and the true story is about love and the human spirit. But it wouldn’t work without the scifi. Very well and intelligently written, offering an intriguing view of the world
added Monday, August 8th, 2005 at 4:36pm added Mon Aug 8, 2005, 16:36
Abertawe
Near the Gower. Now there’s lovely!
added Monday, January 31st, 2005 at 6:52pm added Mon Jan 31, 2005, 18:52
deming
The action of cleaning one’s sweaty, smelly hide after a long night’s drinking in filthy gay bars
added Saturday, April 1st, 2006 at 2:05pm added Sat Apr 1, 2006, 14:05
computers
Things that go “bleep” in SciFi movies. Usually have two huge and pointless tape spools on the top...
added Friday, June 4th, 2004 at 7:08am added Fri June 4, 2004, 07:08
special
You know...like the schools.
Verb.
"My mummy says I’m special"
added Friday, October 15th, 2004 at 8:58am added Fri Oct 15, 2004, 08:58
Devon
The place where they know how they make it soooo creamy
added Wednesday, April 21st, 2004 at 10:18am added Wed Apr 21, 2004, 10:18
Kate
Character in ‘Eastenders’ who inexplicably gave up her job as an undercover police officer in order to open up a nail bar. Quite what skills the two proffessions share, or why anyone would consider it a logical career step, has never been satifactorily explained.
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 10:07pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 22:07
Doodlebug
Slang term refering to a type of world war two german rocket mounted bomb. The nickname was affectionately given as the pulse jet engine made a low pitch “doodle” sound as is it passed overhead. If you happened to hear the engine stop doodling (the rocket had travelled its desired range) you were buggered... hence doodlebug... sommat my history teacher told me but i don’t know how true it is.
added Friday, March 31st, 2006 at 5:00pm added Fri Mar 31, 2006, 17:00
Gerald Scarfe
A man married to Jane Asher, queen of “Crossroads Motel” and baking fairy cakes.
added Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 6:29pm added Fri Dec 9, 2005, 18:29
old man collecting
A Hobby.
For this hobby you will need:
a lockable cupboard or room
a packet of bourbon biscuits and some weak lemon drink 😉
added Sunday, September 26th, 2004 at 9:05pm added Sun Sep 26, 2004, 21:05
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