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wendy

The best place in the US for finger food 😉

added Sunday, September 11th, 2005 at 1:20am added Sun Sep 11, 2005, 01:20

Ramsey, Gordon

A man who needs his mouth washed out with soap. He also needs to leave his clothes on when he is on the TV. In fact, all of the time he needs to keep them on. I mean always. Eurgh, he’s dirty.

Oh, and he’s a chef.

www.users.waitrose.com/~capek/Ramsey.jpeg

added Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 at 4:59pm added Wed May 5, 2004, 16:59

LOL

Lots of Love, Lots of Laughs.

Cock in Punjabi

LOL Williams, musician from Essex

added Monday, January 24th, 2005 at 1:21am added Mon Jan 24, 2005, 01:21

marmite

Loved or hated. There is no in between. AKA Vegemite elsewhere in the world.

added Friday, July 14th, 2006 at 1:48am added Fri July 14, 2006, 01:48

totes

like, totally.

added Sunday, May 15th, 2011 at 7:42pm added Sun May 15, 2011, 19:42

pre-raphaelite

Synonym for prescient. After all, how come those self-styled Pre-Raphaelites knew about Raphael if they preceded him?

added Thursday, May 4th, 2006 at 12:28am added Thu May 4, 2006, 00:28

scope

Special.

added Thursday, February 16th, 2006 at 11:11am added Thu Feb 16, 2006, 11:11

Telepathy

Why do they never win the lottery? Perhaps they do!!

added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:48pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:48

Aardvark

As like an Armadillo, as a Jaguar is like a Ford.

added Saturday, December 24th, 2005 at 6:51pm added Sat Dec 24, 2005, 18:51

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Firewall

A rather good level in the Tron 2.0 computer game.

added Monday, October 25th, 2004 at 7:48pm added Mon Oct 25, 2004, 19:48

Jaffa Cakes

Lovely orangey cakes made by someone. I prefer Morrissons own anyway.

added Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005 at 10:12pm added Tue Feb 22, 2005, 22:12

Cheese Toastie

One of the nicest and easiest to make foods on the planet.

Apply butter to two slices of bread. Slice/grate cheese onto one and sandwich them together. Grill for a few minutes (works well o na George Forman grill).

Really good with a dollop of ketchup on the plate to dunk in. Or moyannaise. But not both.

added Wednesday, March 9th, 2005 at 12:30pm added Wed Mar 9, 2005, 12:30

Asperger’s Syndrome

Annorackitis

added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:58am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:58

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Ex user BitterSweet

iPod

A wonderful pocket harddisk based music player. Which is going to be the music icon of our generation.

added Monday, August 23rd, 2004 at 2:42pm added Mon Aug 23, 2004, 14:42

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Ex user cockaigne

spiders

My Room 101 fear (in the original sense) – the one thing I’m truly, stupidly and entirely irrationally scared of. I blame my brother.

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 7:00pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 19:00

Jesus Army

Thank god I’m an atheist

added Sunday, December 11th, 2005 at 11:02pm added Sun Dec 11, 2005, 23:02

Meatover

Noun. Like a hangover, but after too much burger. Often happens after a visit to The Bird

added Wednesday, April 7th, 2010 at 9:14pm added Wed Apr 7, 2010, 21:14

swan

White bird with long neck. You get in trouble with the Queen if you kill one apparently. And if you feed them bread in the park, they are the most violent of the lot. Honest.

added Wednesday, March 24th, 2004 at 6:15pm added Wed Mar 24, 2004, 18:15

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