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Tranny
A Ford Transit Van
added Sunday, October 22nd, 2006 at 10:57am added Sun, Oct 22, 2006, 10:57
Ex user zzzp
Beelzebug
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
added Wednesday, March 16th, 2005 at 12:52am added Wed, Mar 16, 2005, 00:52
Dwarf
(myth) Short, stubby, tough as nails mythical men who lived in dark caves. Usually mining and melding metals. Known for their thick beards, hatred of elves, and for being totally badass.
Not to be confused with Show White’s dwarfs. They are pansys. real dwarfs are like ninjas. only shorter. and stuff.
added Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 at 10:33pm added Tue, Apr 12, 2005, 22:33
theElusivePossom
wuffly
www.freakcity.net/theelusivepossom
added Monday, March 6th, 2006 at 7:44am added Mon, Mar 6, 2006, 07:44
Poverty wank
Wank you have when you don’t even feel like having a tug, you haven’t got time and its going to make you late, you’re not even properly erect, you barely orgasm and you’re mopping up before your dust has barely settled,... but you do it anyway.
added Sunday, March 4th, 2007 at 2:09am added Sun, Mar 4, 2007, 02:09
Ex user
Unstable power
Electrical supply with an emotional problem or the kind of electricity that seems to have travelled 3 million miles only to blow a power supply in your favorite computer.
added Thursday, July 14th, 2005 at 10:51am added Thu, July 14, 2005, 10:51
Donnie Darko
Very very cool film starring a bloke called Jake Gyllenhaal – info about it can be found on its website, which was produced by the same amazing people who did the RequiemForADream website. Don’t really know how to explain the film, other than to say it’s amazingly good if a little confusing 😉
added Monday, January 5th, 2004 at 3:52pm added Mon, Jan 5, 2004, 15:52
Twatty Hat Day
Twatty Hat Day
It stems from my time of working at the garden centre. It generally happens around christmas/new year period where people are seen out in public in the most revolting hats know to man.
added Wednesday, February 1st, 2006 at 7:44pm added Wed, Feb 1, 2006, 19:44
Kylie
I quite like her though...
added Monday, November 8th, 2004 at 11:40pm added Mon, Nov 8, 2004, 23:40
sandra
Very tall quite rude drag “artiste” who is known to frequent the East London scene. Known for her catchphrases such as “I’m black, I’m not stupid”, she occasionally hosts the Amateur Strip Night at the Swan
added Sunday, December 14th, 2003 at 3:05pm added Sun, Dec 14, 2003, 15:05
Old People
annoying, smell of wee, bitter
added Monday, August 30th, 2004 at 9:58pm added Mon, Aug 30, 2004, 21:58
David
The stone man with a tiny classic Grecian knob.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Michelangelos_David.jpg
added Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 6:30pm added Mon, June 18, 2007, 18:30
Bobby Davro
Strange man. I sat on his knee once, and there are photos to prove it.
added Saturday, April 2nd, 2005 at 8:38pm added Sat, Apr 2, 2005, 20:38
wasp
Like a bee, but with a taste for jam.
added Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 at 11:02pm added Tue, Dec 20, 2005, 23:02
peckham
Also known as Detroit
added Friday, June 8th, 2007 at 7:34pm added Fri, June 8, 2007, 19:34
northampton
added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 11:18pm added Wed, Feb 23, 2005, 23:18
crufty
Shonky. A bit horribly and incorrectly done.
added Thursday, March 30th, 2006 at 10:08am added Thu, Mar 30, 2006, 10:08
schism
Bit of a catchy situation whereby groups of opposing factions divide. Great Schism occurred between the Catholic Church in the 1300s, where at one point there were 3 concurrent Popes.
www.newadvent.org/cathen/13529a.htm www.newadvent.org/cathen/13539a.htm
added Monday, December 22nd, 2003 at 11:39pm added Mon, Dec 22, 2003, 23:39
IRC
Internet Relay Chat. Invented in 1988, lets freaks (and other people) chat to each other over the interweb...
http://www.livinginternet.com/r/ri_irc.htm
added Saturday, April 15th, 2006 at 5:10pm added Sat, Apr 15, 2006, 17:10
Dope
slag-- idiot
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 1:58pm added Fri, Mar 19, 2004, 13:58
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