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Lamb
Nice choon from John Taverner, as featured in Orange Photo Messaging adverts.
www.bloomfield.me.uk/entries/001029.htm
added Wednesday November 24th, 2004 at 6:58am added 06:58, Wed Nov 24, 2004
east Dulwich
Increasingly (as of 2006) trendy corner of south-east London, inhabited by those in the know. Allegedly inhabited by those who can’t afford Clapham.
See Peckham.
added Thursday May 4th, 2006 at 1:46am added 01:46, Thu May 4, 2006
cock
Noun. 1. The penis. [1400s]
2. A term of address, usually affectionate. E.g."Right cock, that’ll be 46 pence please. Would you like it in a bag?"
3. Rubbish, nonsense.
added Thursday June 9th, 2005 at 4:40pm added 16:40, Thu June 9, 2005
Tranny
cf: stikki
added Saturday January 29th, 2005 at 11:04pm added 23:04, Sat Jan 29, 2005
Spod
To use a computer – especially the internet – for any purpose that’s not specifically constructive or "useful"
added Saturday December 20th, 2003 at 1:13pm added 13:13, Sat Dec 20, 2003
bumwee
see bum wee
added Saturday July 15th, 2006 at 2:13pm added 14:13, Sat July 15, 2006
barbican
Where long-legged plastic dolls go for a "number two"
added Monday May 23rd, 2005 at 1:57pm added 13:57, Mon May 23, 2005
Yorkshire
....and God can keep it
added Wednesday February 23rd, 2005 at 9:52pm added 21:52, Wed Feb 23, 2005
retro
Funky lil’ boozer for misfits. Location: 2 George Court, London – just off the Strand past Charing Cross. One of the licensees would be WendyHas an upstairs bit too. Wednesday night is Kareoke: can be quite amusing.
added Monday December 8th, 2003 at 0:31am added 00:31, Mon Dec 8, 2003
Fox
Sam Fox. Touch me touch me, I wanna feel your body! Oh yeah!
added Sunday January 25th, 2004 at 1:11pm added 13:11, Sun Jan 25, 2004
scottage
like Frottage, only with harder access...
added Monday November 13th, 2006 at 12:21pm added 12:21, Mon Nov 13, 2006
dog
Noun. 1. A sexually unattractive person. Derog.
2. A foot, usually in plural as dogs and often heard used in the expression my dogs are barking. See ‘dogs are barking’.
Verb. To play truant. Also doggin’ it. [Scottish use]
added Thursday June 9th, 2005 at 4:58pm added 16:58, Thu June 9, 2005
Virtual Friends
People you speak to online but have never met in real life
added Thursday April 30th, 2009 at 0:16am added 00:16, Thu Apr 30, 2009
Creme Egg
My most favouritest sweetie ever. Generally bought by me in large quantities and consumed post haste.
added Monday January 26th, 2004 at 6:25pm added 18:25, Mon Jan 26, 2004
Zoom
new Low Cost direct sell airline from the UK- Canada
https://www.flyzoom.com/index.cfm
added Sunday March 14th, 2004 at 9:06pm added 21:06, Sun Mar 14, 2004
Orpington
Too dull to be London... but disowned by Kent
added Wednesday December 22nd, 2004 at 9:56pm added 21:56, Wed Dec 22, 2004
pie
The food of Weebl, and sometimes Bob.
added Tuesday December 20th, 2005 at 10:48pm added 22:48, Tue Dec 20, 2005
Strip Poker
Competative titilation. Anyone fancy a game?
added Tuesday December 16th, 2003 at 9:19pm added 21:19, Tue Dec 16, 2003
Mums
....gone to Iceland
added Monday May 23rd, 2005 at 4:19pm added 16:19, Mon May 23, 2005
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Clacton
My aunt had her honeymoon here – I think this says enough about my family...
added Tuesday November 28th, 2006 at 9:54pm added 21:54, Tue Nov 28, 2006
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