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scott

Our lord and master...now bend over...

added Tuesday November 14th, 2006 at 1:33pm added 13:33, Tue Nov 14, 2006

pigeons

Also known as rock doves, they are considered very lucky on the Canary Islands, and treated with considerable respect, espcially outside of the cities

added Friday July 30th, 2004 at 1:04pm added 13:04, Fri July 30, 2004

Demoracy

The freedom to say as you please and do as you’re told

(Although some may question the first bit)

added Wednesday February 2nd, 2005 at 11:12am added 11:12, Wed Feb 2, 2005

Red Dragon

Very nice and stong stout. Also known to get scareglow’s drunk.

added Friday July 8th, 2005 at 5:21pm added 17:21, Fri July 8, 2005

Titan

a. nice guy.

b. a moon going around one of the largest planet in the sol system.

c. a source for unique spelling and grammar.

d. unique

added Thursday December 18th, 2003 at 0:09am added 00:09, Thu Dec 18, 2003

grooming

An act of kindness with an aim to get something in return. For example a telephone number, or perhaps for a favour, or to gain extra contact means with someone, possibly for romantic reasons.

/Sunin was grooming the newly met boy at the bar in the hope of getting his phone number, becoming better friends under that pretense to gain romantic involvement with him./

added Monday September 4th, 2006 at 2:09pm added 14:09, Mon Sep 4, 2006

FuckShitPissWillyBollocks

Can also be abbreviated to FSPWB if swearing in a hurry.

added Thursday May 10th, 2007 at 0:30am added 00:30, Thu May 10, 2007

photography

pointing the camera at something, pressing the button and praying that it looks ok!!

added Sunday December 14th, 2003 at 4:51pm added 16:51, Sun Dec 14, 2003

Adam Baldwin

Bit of a right wing tosser really 😉

added Thursday September 16th, 2004 at 11:37am added 11:37, Thu Sep 16, 2004

verbal diarhhoea

Shutthefuckupitis.

added Tuesday September 27th, 2005 at 5:34am added 05:34, Tue Sep 27, 2005

Spinach

Good for anemics.

Full of iron.

added Thursday March 17th, 2005 at 4:23pm added 16:23, Thu Mar 17, 2005

slime

groovy green stuff that goes round the inside of your bike tyre, thus rendering it almost impossible to get a puncture without the aid of a pneumatic drill 😊

www.slime.com

added Sunday December 14th, 2003 at 3:18pm added 15:18, Sun Dec 14, 2003

filth

The type of thing that makes you want to write to the Daily Mailin disgust about. Of course if you actually do this, then everyone you know will disown you and you know this to be the case. This leaves you in a permanent bad mood and eventually leads to breakdown and death

added Tuesday December 16th, 2003 at 11:09pm added 23:09, Tue Dec 16, 2003

bacon sandwiches

the king of all breakfasts.

added Sunday August 13th, 2006 at 9:54am added 09:54, Sun Aug 13, 2006

dick

diminuitive form of Richard

added Sunday June 6th, 2004 at 11:23pm added 23:23, Sun June 6, 2004

Web

Network of highly extensible protein threads (stronger than steel) produced by spiders, tends to affect the lifespan of the house fly.

added Saturday January 15th, 2005 at 4:07pm added 16:07, Sat Jan 15, 2005

plethora

Many many many things

added Friday April 14th, 2006 at 5:54pm added 17:54, Fri Apr 14, 2006

jam

Twisted comedy series from the warped brain of Chris Morris – and therefore rather mirthsome.

www.koekie.org.uk/funnel/

added Monday March 29th, 2004 at 2:44pm added 14:44, Mon Mar 29, 2004

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