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Last post by Ex User fruitbat
Ex user fruitbat

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Also known as Llanfairpwll these days. With those of us who are up to date and Arwen the Ticket

added Tuesday, April 5th, 2005 at 1:34am added Tue Apr 5, 2005, 01:34

Pepperami

“It’s a Bit of an Animal” – although they never tell you which bit of which animal it’s made from

added Tuesday, January 1st, 2008 at 12:02pm added Tue Jan 1, 2008, 12:02

ITV

Has The X-Factor on it though.

added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 1:40pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 13:40

Diarhhoea

Tendency to crap too much

see squits

see Bum Wee

See Verbal Diarrhoea

added Tuesday, September 27th, 2005 at 5:33am added Tue Sep 27, 2005, 05:33

Bozone

A band of young boys missing a “y”

added Friday, February 10th, 2006 at 12:34am added Fri Feb 10, 2006, 00:34

Last post by Ex User zzzp
Ex user zzzp

David Blunkett

someone who only makes sense when his speeches are replaced with sandpaper

added Tuesday, September 21st, 2004 at 12:44pm added Tue Sep 21, 2004, 12:44

Bacon

Try to say “beer-can” without sounding like a Jamaican saying “bacon”

see also: Bacon Sandwiches

added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:56pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:56

Boinking

1. The act of hitting someone over the head with a soft / foam object.

2. fucking someone for the sake of it or for humorous intent.

added Sunday, November 27th, 2005 at 8:28pm added Sun Nov 27, 2005, 20:28

Absinthe

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

added Sunday, January 9th, 2005 at 5:50am added Sun Jan 9, 2005, 05:50

Freakcity

This website. Born from the frustration of another website implementing strange rules a few years back Scott and a couple of others decided we could probably make our own. So we did. We try and make it have the same general feel as IRC but with prettier pictures and no netsplits.

added Friday, April 1st, 2005 at 11:18am added Fri Apr 1, 2005, 11:18

Kylie

I did 😜

added Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 at 11:46am added Tue Jan 3, 2006, 11:46

Utility Fuck

Fucking for the sake of fucking. No foreplay, no pizza, no niceties, just horse it in!

added Friday, February 8th, 2008 at 12:14am added Fri Feb 8, 2008, 00:14

Rangitoto

Blood red sky, volcanically, eruptive, largely misunderstood

added Tuesday, February 10th, 2004 at 7:21pm added Tue Feb 10, 2004, 19:21

Last post by Ex User cockaigne
Ex user cockaigne

Cockaigne

An imaginary land of luxury and delight, sometimes also (literally) ‘Cockney land’.

‘Cockaigne’ comes from Middle English cokaygne, from Middle French (pais de) cocaigne “(land of) plenty,” ultimately adapted or derived from a word meaning “cake” 😁

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 7:15pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 19:15

Farscape

A Sci-Fi series that freakily morphed into Stargate when no one was looking

added Sunday, November 11th, 2007 at 2:22am added Sun Nov 11, 2007, 02:22

fannybatter

crufty and vile concept of dried juices being all crispy, like batter.

Ick 😉

added Thursday, March 30th, 2006 at 10:07am added Thu Mar 30, 2006, 10:07

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