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cycling
Something I’m not currently able to do as my bike is attached to a large metal grill, never to be freed*grumble*
added Friday, February 13th, 2004 at 7:47am added Fri Feb 13, 2004, 07:47
Coventry
Place I have to work in.
added Monday, July 18th, 2005 at 11:25pm added Mon July 18, 2005, 23:25
freakcity
#freakcity is the IRC channel that accompanies freakcity.net – irc.freakcity.net is the server 😊
added Saturday, April 15th, 2006 at 5:06pm added Sat Apr 15, 2006, 17:06
kniting
You know, I actually have no ide
added Friday, January 28th, 2005 at 6:58pm added Fri Jan 28, 2005, 18:58
Entertainmen
And a fun time was had by all...
added Wednesday, March 30th, 2011 at 4:22pm added Wed Mar 30, 2011, 16:22
name value pairs
High profile couples much sort after at socialite dinner parties, as in “Felicity, can we invite both Charles & Camilla and Madonna & Guy? They’re both such great name value pairs.”
added Thursday, May 4th, 2006 at 1:07am added Thu May 4, 2006, 01:07
ipod
Local landfill tours:
“On your left you can see the Pile of AOL CDS – On your right ipod mountain”
added Thursday, January 12th, 2006 at 9:14pm added Thu Jan 12, 2006, 21:14
Ex user
Gay
The term “Gay” originates from the leader of a sacred and highly secretive cult of important people. His name is Gayrath and he shall oventually take over this small and insignificant planet and make it his own.
See also: meglomania
added Wednesday, April 27th, 2005 at 9:20am added Wed Apr 27, 2005, 09:20
KA
Short for “Kings Arms” a delightful little pub filled with short, badly dressed bearded trolls. Does karaoke on Sundays which is far more entertaining than say doing the average washing.
Plus point: Only gay bar in London to sell proper beer.
Negative point: Scary 😉
Once tried to divert a Freakcity picnic there. And failed. Those that remained wouldn’t go in. Wusses. (and yes, that means *you*, kee)
added Monday, June 6th, 2005 at 11:37am added Mon June 6, 2005, 11:37
feelie
A minor court of Fey, as in “Seelie” and "Unseelie"
added Wednesday, December 17th, 2003 at 11:42am added Wed Dec 17, 2003, 11:42
Ex user mattingham
Beeston
HQ of the Boots Company
added Friday, May 20th, 2005 at 9:01am added Fri May 20, 2005, 09:01
theakstonable
of, or relating to, Jamie Theakston – tv presenter/meeja hore.
added Tuesday, March 16th, 2004 at 11:14pm added Tue Mar 16, 2004, 23:14
Jesus Army
Thank god I’m an atheist
added Sunday, December 11th, 2005 at 11:02pm added Sun Dec 11, 2005, 23:02
History
What the man gives after the wifey gives hers
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:58pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:58
Cells
Places the inhabitants of which give her majesty pleasure.
added Wednesday, June 28th, 2006 at 11:38pm added Wed June 28, 2006, 23:38
naked
Whatever happened to Louise Nurding?
added Monday, July 4th, 2005 at 8:00am added Mon July 4, 2005, 08:00
discordianism
The greatest religion ever revealed, or the greatest joke ever told. Or both, depending on your outlook, sense of humour, lifestlye, and what day it is.
added Wednesday, July 21st, 2004 at 8:41am added Wed July 21, 2004, 08:41
Ex user SteveDSD
flaps
Parts of an aeroplane wing used to increase lift or increase drag depending on how they are deployed.
added Thursday, May 31st, 2007 at 12:04pm added Thu May 31, 2007, 12:04
algebra
The root of all evil
added Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 at 5:11pm added Tue June 27, 2006, 17:11
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added Monday, December 15th, 2003 at 11:29pm added Mon Dec 15, 2003, 23:29
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