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hedgehogs

Great for cheese and pineapple...

added Tuesday, September 21st, 2004 at 12:48pm added Tue Sep 21, 2004, 12:48

colouring in

Common reference used to describe any educational course after Year 9 in Geography

added Wednesday, December 8th, 2004 at 12:33pm added Wed Dec 8, 2004, 12:33

codswallop

Noun. Nonsense.

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 4:41pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 16:41

gaysbo

A gazebo for gays. Or possibly a gay gazebo (ie it looks pretty but isn’t terribly useful, just like a gay)

added Friday, June 1st, 2007 at 12:38pm added Fri June 1, 2007, 12:38

Cyndi Lauper

who i am A.K.A

added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 9:59pm added Wed Feb 23, 2005, 21:59

pie

The food of Weebl, and sometimes Bob.

added Tuesday, December 20th, 2005 at 10:48pm added Tue Dec 20, 2005, 22:48

OUT

Pretends to be a gay friendly website. But fails!

added Thursday, October 5th, 2006 at 5:03pm added Thu Oct 5, 2006, 17:03

cigarettes

*drool*

added Saturday, May 15th, 2004 at 6:59am added Sat May 15, 2004, 06:59

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iPod

Burberry for the technoratti

added Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004 at 1:13am added Wed Sep 22, 2004, 01:13

Heinz

And ketchup!

added Monday, December 22nd, 2003 at 11:41pm added Mon Dec 22, 2003, 23:41

Sunday

The day we all go to church

added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:11am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:11

vanilla

Soft gay sex, not involving vaginas; Spanish, Latin or otherwise.

added Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 at 1:01pm added Tue Nov 29, 2005, 13:01

Limerick

There was a young maiden from Clare

Who heaved up her breasts on a dare

Her corset that night

Wasexcedingly tight

But I’m gay, so I don’t really care

added Saturday, December 20th, 2003 at 1:04pm added Sat Dec 20, 2003, 13:04

Countryside

fresh air and fields rapidply being erorded by Tesco, B&Q, Homebase, Mcvomitit drive thrus and plastic happy chefs. and pseudo villages for the “we’ve just moved here from Finchley” set

added Saturday, February 14th, 2004 at 11:39pm added Sat Feb 14, 2004, 23:39

Scott

The poor guy that made this place and has to put up with all our complaining.

added Friday, April 16th, 2004 at 8:22am added Fri Apr 16, 2004, 08:22

bum

Noun. 1. The buttocks or anus.

2. A objectionable person.

3. A beggar, homeless person. Derog. [Orig. U.S.]

Verb. 1. To beg. E.g.“Can I bum a cigarette off you until I buy some later?”

2. To bugger, sodomize.

added Thursday, June 9th, 2005 at 5:00pm added Thu June 9, 2005, 17:00

Yorkshire

God’s own county

added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:35am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:35

Darjeeling

Darjeeling is a town in the Indian state of West Bengal and centre of the region of the same name, situated in the foothills of the Himalaya at elevations of between 2,000 and 3,000 metres above sea level.

The region is best known for its tea. Darjeeling tea has traditionally been prized above all other black teas, especially in the UK and the countries comprising the British Empire.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darjeeling_tea

added Saturday, January 1st, 2005 at 8:15pm added Sat Jan 1, 2005, 20:15

Gooch

The sensitive bit between your hole and your genuine Italy (or the “gen Italia” as they say).

added Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 at 11:46pm added Wed Mar 19, 2008, 23:46

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