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Kumquat
The most amusingly named fruit yet discovered.
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 4:16pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 16:16
Coventry
Place I have to work in.
added Monday, July 18th, 2005 at 11:25pm added Mon July 18, 2005, 23:25
JMS
Joe Michael Straczynski, creator of Babylon 5
added Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 at 1:30pm added Wed Aug 9, 2006, 13:30
cocaine
An orgasm wrapped in pure confidence, more addictive than sex but slightly cheaper if you’re having trouble pulling. Will convince you that you’re the most important, scintillating and fabulous person in existence; will convince everyone else that you’re a complete twat.
Coke has been called the rich-man’s speed: This is about as accurate as calling sex a more exciting form of aerobics.
www.erowid.org/chemicals/cocaine/cocaine.shtml
added Tuesday, July 20th, 2004 at 4:43pm added Tue July 20, 2004, 16:43
Chunt
Cunt of the highest order, e.g. David Blunkett.
added Sunday, January 30th, 2005 at 10:38pm added Sun Jan 30, 2005, 22:38
Ex user v79
scone
A palace in Perthshire, where queens are coronated.
added Monday, July 3rd, 2006 at 7:57pm added Mon July 3, 2006, 19:57
Clue
Half an hour of damn funny radio. And Tim Brooke-Taylor
added Sunday, January 11th, 2004 at 10:35pm added Sun Jan 11, 2004, 22:35
marxism
A form of shopping founded by Charlie Marx, eldest brother of Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo.
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:17am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:17
Ex user mattingham
Wolverhampton
To the left of Birmingham and the right of Shrewsbury
added Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 at 9:53pm added Tue Nov 28, 2006, 21:53
Faeces 8472
A particularly stubborn bottom dropping that resists any biological, chemical or technological means of ridding it from the toilet bowl
added Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 6:57pm added Wed Apr 29, 2009, 18:57
Disco
Just one part of the title song “Your Disco Needs You”.
added Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 at 2:19pm added Tue Nov 14, 2006, 14:19
Donnie Darko
Very very cool film starring a bloke called Jake Gyllenhaal – info about it can be found on its website, which was produced by the same amazing people who did the RequiemForADream website. Don’t really know how to explain the film, other than to say it’s amazingly good if a little confusing 😉
added Monday, January 5th, 2004 at 3:52pm added Mon Jan 5, 2004, 15:52
added Friday, September 28th, 2007 at 3:37am added Fri Sep 28, 2007, 03:37
Ben Cohen
Sex on hairy rugby players legs with hunky thighs. Why can’t he do a Dieux De Stade style calender?
added Sunday, August 19th, 2007 at 12:46pm added Sun Aug 19, 2007, 12:46
dagenham
not quite Upminster
added Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 6:29pm added Mon June 18, 2007, 18:29
Orpington
This is London Bridge... this is London Bridge, the train standing at platform 3 is the delayed one ten service to Orpington, calling at some dull places. Please note this train is “fast” to Hither Green.
added Wednesday, July 13th, 2005 at 10:44pm added Wed July 13, 2005, 22:44
scareglow
Evil version of skeletor from He-man toy series. He glows in the dark!
added Friday, July 8th, 2005 at 5:07pm added Fri July 8, 2005, 17:07
Ghey
A “cool” and/or “trendy” way of saying the word Gay.
added Thursday, December 28th, 2006 at 6:06pm added Thu Dec 28, 2006, 18:06
the wall
An album by Pink_Floyd – sold in excess of 23 million copies. Released in 1979, favourite of Scott's mum so he ended up brought up on it. Third best selling album of all time in the US – topped only by Michael_Jackson's Thriller and The_Eagles – Greatest Hits. Scott once got an A- in English for writing about it.
Very depressing, introspective and dark.
Turned into a film by Alan_Parker, sort of explains what the album’s about.
Also spawned some amazingly gorgeous artwork by Gerald_Scarfe
www.play.com/play247.asp?searchtype=allproducts&searchstring=pink+floyd+-+the+wall&page=search
added Thursday, March 10th, 2005 at 12:00 noon added Thu Mar 10, 2005, 12:00
Citizens Advice
85 bureaux in London and around 750 across the UK. Can’t get through on the telephone? Well they are charities and the advice is free, staffed by volunteers and funded out of your Council Tax by your local authority who keep chopping their grants budgets.
Advice available on line. OR go and volunteer!
added Monday, December 15th, 2003 at 11:29pm added Mon Dec 15, 2003, 23:29
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