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KA
Short for “Kings Arms” a delightful little pub filled with short, badly dressed bearded trolls. Does karaoke on Sundays which is far more entertaining than say doing the average washing.
Plus point: Only gay bar in London to sell proper beer.
Negative point: Scary 😉
Once tried to divert a Freakcity picnic there. And failed. Those that remained wouldn’t go in. Wusses. (and yes, that means *you*, kee)
added Monday, June 6th, 2005 at 11:37am added Mon June 6, 2005, 11:37
smokers
you’re fingers are all yellow, they’re the colour of poo, and when you get home, your walls are too! – a delightful song about smokers but I can’t recall where it’s from.
added Saturday, December 20th, 2003 at 11:57am added Sat Dec 20, 2003, 11:57
Elf
crap French Petrol..
specialists in lubricants
www.lubricantes.elf.com/es.es/
added Friday, March 19th, 2004 at 2:10pm added Fri Mar 19, 2004, 14:10
Ex user Jakesdyke
Woolworths
Hey they pay my bills
added Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 at 11:19pm added Tue Apr 12, 2005, 23:19
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick
added Saturday, January 8th, 2005 at 1:47pm added Sat Jan 8, 2005, 13:47
massage
The art of caressing someone on the inside of their thighs when they are face down on their bed and watching them turn to putty.......
added Sunday, December 21st, 2003 at 7:24pm added Sun Dec 21, 2003, 19:24
Ex user Jakesdyke
Heterophobia
The fear of ‘breeders’ like homophobia but no!?
added Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 at 11:08pm added Tue Apr 12, 2005, 23:08
masturbation
see DIY
added Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005 at 8:15pm added Wed Feb 23, 2005, 20:15
bulge
Battle which took place in Ardennes in the winter of 1944/1945.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Bulge
added Sunday, August 21st, 2005 at 11:40pm added Sun Aug 21, 2005, 23:40
Nessa Titty
The mother of Ivan Tion
added Thursday, December 23rd, 2010 at 9:08pm added Thu Dec 23, 2010, 21:08
jaffa cakes
Giles is willing to forgive looting for them, so they must be good.
added Saturday, May 10th, 2008 at 8:28pm added Sat May 10, 2008, 20:28
shy
Fairground attraction where coconuts are thrown
added Saturday, December 31st, 2005 at 10:04pm added Sat Dec 31, 2005, 22:04
dick
diminuitive form of Richard
added Sunday, June 6th, 2004 at 11:23pm added Sun June 6, 2004, 23:23
Theaksto
Old Peculiar – nice drink from Yorkshire
added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:34am added Thu Dec 30, 2004, 00:34
Lamb
A rather cute animal.
added Monday, January 31st, 2005 at 1:11pm added Mon Jan 31, 2005, 13:11
jam
Blue Jam
The original three series
added Friday, June 4th, 2004 at 4:05am added Fri June 4, 2004, 04:05
The List
The list has been around for a good number of years now — set up as the Mark Thomas Mailing List, he’s close to our heart but not the only thing The List is about. Comprising some 100 odd chatty left wing types, it’s a great place to meet people and discuss what’s going on. Also I don’t think there’s ever been a question asked of it that The List’s collective mind hasn’t been able to answer.
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added Saturday, April 15th, 2006 at 8:32pm added Sat Apr 15, 2006, 20:32
Toadstool
Frogs explode if they sit on these illegally
added Monday, May 23rd, 2005 at 1:25pm added Mon May 23, 2005, 13:25
Blair
Idiot.
added Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 at 3:04am added Thu Sep 22, 2005, 03:04
camping
Going on the gay scene
added Sunday, March 27th, 2005 at 6:49pm added Sun Mar 27, 2005, 18:49
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