Freakcity

KA

Short for “Kings Arms” a delightful little pub filled with short, badly dressed bearded trolls. Does karaoke on Sundays which is far more entertaining than say doing the average washing.

Plus point: Only gay bar in London to sell proper beer.

Negative point: Scary 😉

Once tried to divert a Freakcity picnic there. And failed. Those that remained wouldn’t go in. Wusses. (and yes, that means *you*, kee)

smokers

you’re fingers are all yellow, they’re the colour of poo, and when you get home, your walls are too! – a delightful song about smokers but I can’t recall where it’s from.

Elf

crap French Petrol..

specialists in lubricants

Woolworths

Hey they pay my bills

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Splash a puddle of Angostura bitters into a saucer and place the sugar cube in it to soak. This will take a minute ot two. Stir the Champagne (or sparkling wine), the Vodka and the Blue Curacao together in a container and put into the fridge to chill. Place the soaked sugar cube in the bottom of the Champagne glass, pour in the mixture and add drop in the cocktail onion, which should be loose, not on a cocktail stick

massage

The art of caressing someone on the inside of their thighs when they are face down on their bed and watching them turn to putty.......

Heterophobia

The fear of ‘breeders’ like homophobia but no!?

masturbation

see DIY

bulge

Battle which took place in Ardennes in the winter of 1944/1945.

Nessa Titty

The mother of Ivan Tion

jaffa cakes

Giles is willing to forgive looting for them, so they must be good.

shy

Fairground attraction where coconuts are thrown

dick

diminuitive form of Richard

Theaksto

Old Peculiar – nice drink from Yorkshire

Lamb

A rather cute animal.

jam

Blue Jam

The original three series

The List

The list has been around for a good number of years now — set up as the Mark Thomas Mailing List, he’s close to our heart but not the only thing The List is about. Comprising some 100 odd chatty left wing types, it’s a great place to meet people and discuss what’s going on. Also I don’t think there’s ever been a question asked of it that The List’s collective mind hasn’t been able to answer.

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Toadstool

Frogs explode if they sit on these illegally

Blair

Idiot.

camping

Going on the gay scene