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spunk, cum, baby batter, etc.

added Saturday September 2nd, 2006 at 6:14pm added 18:14, Sat Sep 2, 2006

jamie

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1. (n.) Sperm

2. (v.) to Sperm

3. (v.) to fuck up

1. I find bounty to be the only truly effective method of absorbing my spaff.

2. Oh my god, I’m so sorry but I’ve spaffed in your otherwise delicious macaroni cheese.

3. You’ve proper spaffed that up. Boyo.

added Saturday September 2nd, 2006 at 6:14pm added 18:14, Sat Sep 2, 2006

jamie

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A well regarded act of ejactulating on a young things face followed by the flinging of pubes onto the moist and sticky surface.

Mike: Did you have a good one last night mate?

Adam: Yeah chief, I spaff’n’pabbed that dirty blonde slapper.

added Saturday September 2nd, 2006 at 6:15pm added 18:15, Sat Sep 2, 2006

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