Blunder-bus
Me and Nigel are now the longest serving couple.My brother and his Kirsty have officially split after three long, hard, screeching years it seems as though they have finally put their relationship to rest. I liked Kirsty – she had balls – she also had a big mouth but her heart was in the right place. It’s not as though she’ll be going either as she’s decided to move in with my sister, Michelle, much to her surprise. I try and stay out of these family things. I like it when they phone me up and moan about one of the others. It’s like beig the personal psychologist to the Brady Bunch.
It always seems whatever I do in life, my sister always ends up going one better. For once, after buying my flat the gap started to show and I opened up a commanding lead over my younger siblings, but every time I do make any headway, one of the fuckers gets the ‘Tie-the-Leader’ question right and I’m back in the pack, never the Pelaton for very long......(oh I’m doing well tonight) After I fought tooth-and-nail to get this miserable excuse for a flat, my sister’s vain attempts to obtain her own property all fell around her and for once I was looked upto as the responsible elder brother......now I find that some old-lady is near-enough GIVING her a house for £300pm for two years with the option to buy it after for £60k! and this is all in a contract too. COW!
Pffft
At least my flat’s in a respectable part of town, is a well-known establishment and being of popular design is quite rare outside Northampton Town Centre...though the only floor I own is the 3 foot square infront of the stair-case.......
One more day to a Crow-free week!
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