Freakcity

Her fucking alarm went off again. She’s going to go in on Saturday and I shall slash the tires on her fucking Audi and burn all of her Conures

Bob’s Hairdo’s

Due his first day off in about 9073476304895 days of working. On holiday all of next week so some old men will have long hair for a bit longer than usual. I didn’t ask where as it didn’t interest me, probably somewhere his wife has booked – probably Billing Aquadrome or Birmingham

Computer Shop

Pissed me off by coughing like a asthmatic with emphesema after I lit my bonfire on Monday. Low profile after atempted buggery – oops burglary. Keep seeing that strange tall man everywhere I go – I think I may have a stalker

Lily

Seriously fucking me off. I know where she is in her garden at all times without the need of sight or heat seeking devices. Gate squeaks loudly when she’s on the spypath. I don’t care if she is a relative of the Kray’s – they’d have to find a snooker table to impail me to

Jeweller’s Garages

Officially – All quiet. Unofficially – saw drunken beer bottle in the garden by the garages whilst trying to get in my shed for some mortar. Ian was not happy. Some chav was trespassing on my newly cleaned garden and threw their Aldi beer bottle (and me being alcoholic would know that) in my bonfire bin. Peruse tinternet for being strong anti-chav gates

+Lord L and Lady V