Freakcity

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Bonfire of Profanities

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Apples

I was born to make you happy

Pfft. What tosh

I can’t be arsed to go see the Capitol....why don’t you come here to see me......there’s lots to do

We have lots of parklands, a reliable bus serive, friendly people, a baloon festival and two........yes two nightclubs for people of our orientation....my aren’t us non-Londonites special

Sorry

But you should come here. see how close we are to the coutnryside, see how stupid and narrow-minded people are. Less ethnic-minorities than you can shake a stick at....and all the chavs in the world to mock

Yes gentlemen......and maybe a couple of ladies.......

We have finally come to the decision that now is the time to move from dear Northamptonshire into a burgeoning world........maybe Leicester....or even Birmingham

I want to move to a village with my boyfriend......

I’m sick of living in a flat......I’m an old person at heart........please give me a bungalow so I can die in peace without having to climb stairs

I start the auction at 50p

Same price as your Mum, Nicky 😉

Last modified: Tuesday, February 17th, 2026 at 10:21am