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Hello boys and girlsLet me tell you a story – a story some of you may not have heard before about a boy called Ian
One day, whilst out in his garden filled with beautiful features such as concrete, Ian found himself in the middle of a battle – a battle between himself and the evil trellis panels that he had bought from Wickes the day before.......
Without spoiling the story, Ian won the battle, but was left with terrifying battle scars, the worst of which was inflicted whilst preparing a half-time cheese sandwhich.
Ian was getting severely punished by the trellising until the Slowing Drill came to the rescue, which always means that the battle must be interrupted.
Tune in later on to find out what happens in the second part of the war when Ian tries to put up the other side of the trellising.
And that COW came into the garden! I might just nail her doors shut so I never have to see those dodgy teeth ever again!
Old people! Muahahahahahahahaha
Random Thought: I’ve just squashed a piece of rice between the ‘V’ key and the spacebar 😉
Last modified: Tuesday, February 17th, 2026 at 10:22am
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