Chat up lines
My sister made me laugh last night, which was very unusual. In typical “Ian-style”, most would probably not find it funny. i told her of the romantic and heartfelt texts I get from Nigel telling me how much I make him happy, and my replies of “I’ve just watched 50p lil getting thrown off the bus” (as you do)Michelle said “I don’t get anything like that at all. When Rich (her nouveau vieux beau) propositions me for sex he texts me
‘How do slaggy? Fancy a bonk?’”
ds tittered lots – though if you do not, I won’t hold it against you.
With any luck, I’ll have the lounge redecorated by Monday (if I get a little help or a shufty on tonight when I get home) The crystal (effect) chandeliers (in the loosest sense of the word) are better than I hoped for.
Time to go to that place again and plot world domination
Last modified: Tuesday, February 17th, 2026 at 10:21am
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