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The weekend quickly draws to a close. All I’ve done is put lining paper in the lounge......

.....incorrectly

Nige went about 9ish and I’ve had another prank fone call. Anyone know a Goffy?

Tomorrow nears and my next week of Invasion of the Bodysnatchers starts all over again. Two trips to London with Tina Turner in slingbacks and a couple of graduates who laugh haughtily but don’t really understand the joke, and a do-gooding lesbian to boot

I’d give them all a good f*cking boot

Another glass of sangria ontop of the copious amount of alcohol I had at lunchtime celebrating Nige’s brother’s birthday at some pub in some village in Northamptonshire – the food was good and the village was lovely

Can I retire now please? This working for a living lark is doing my ailing health no good.

I’m going to open a farm shop with my organically grown vegetables......

.....ie the local English Shorthair tabby has shat on my Lettuces again

I’m going to drink myself unconcious tonight – beats blubbering myself to sleep or having to listen to anymore Rachel Stevens' songs and ‘empathise’ with the words

Urgh

😞

Last modified: Tuesday, February 17th, 2026 at 10:22am