Mangrove
There is something bleeping outside constantly and its keeping me awake and I’m a little annoyed by itHomebase have left a nice sign outside my drive. I have exercised my right to anything that washes ashore and have taken the rather large sign on board.
There was a drunken man who fell asleep in a puddle outside last night at 2am in the freezing cold and was muchos funny
I have been extremely antisocial and spent the whole weekend with my ill boyfriend. So expect coughing and sneezing and extreme phlegm this week!
I have managed to tear out the kitchen wall and replace it with nothing. I have also replumbed my utility room and attempted to lay some kind of weird laminate that B&Q should pay ME for putting down.
The Iqueer delivery is coming on Tuesday sometime between 3am and 11pm, but they are unsure of an exact time slot. No less I abused the lady as it was ateleconversation; the lady selling me the incorrect Sainsbury’s breakfast this morning got off a little lighter.
Shopwatch: Day x&ehy-456+
Parrot Centre
I think Lois may have been ignoring me. Maybe because I shouted abuse at her for her alarm going off at 3am Sunday morning again, or maybe as I squirted her car with paint stripper last Friday.
Bob’s Hairdo’s
Hung his Xmas decorations up already. Went home BEFORE 12pm on Saturday as the Northampton Saints were playing early this weekend – they still lost though, so he will probably be suicidal for at least 0.0478 seconds
Computer Shop
Was in Sunday 28/11 at 0930 hours. Bob raises the question of a marriage of convenience. I say yes.
Lily
Quieter than usual. Did allow some bastard to park in my driveway during the Saints match. Winter is here, she is barricaded by the cold – hurrah for the elderly
Jeweller’s Garages
Accosted some man taking display units from the centre garage. Lois tried to intercept said man. Realised that Michael Jones Jewellers wish to sell garages in foreseable future. Lois tried to buy them there and then – I have other plans. Buy garages and rent them to anti-vermin people (or police) and get her eradicated. Nice man called Luke (got phonenumber lolololz – nice bottom) to make arrangements with gates
+Lord L and Lady V
Unsighted – Missing – presumed working overtime at HMP Wellingborough Prison
Last modified: Tuesday, February 17th, 2026 at 10:22am
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