Tits
GahThis country is run by utter twats who couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery
Northampton BOrough Council can’t seem to manage the trip of 500 yards with a green box to give to me for me recycling within the next 8 weeks.
Between them, Northamptonshire Police, The Inland Revenue and the Royal Mail have concoted a plan to drive me insane. Firstly by overpaying me, then by not declaring me paying it back to the Inland Revenue, them being completely useless at putting 2 and 2 together and getting 3948563478956 and then the twats for her majesty losing my very easy to read documentation of how to fix the balls up
My roofer hasnt decided to turn up
I’ve had to call Mackenzie Ward for them to send contracts through
Powergen for sending me random bills with random readings done at random times
The Tv Licencsing corporation STILL trying to send me final demands for an adress that no longer exists
Anglian water for turning my water off on a whim over the past two months, then sending one meter reading person every month for the past four months and not one knowing of the presence of the other three
By complete fotune, only ntl have managed not to fuck something up yet this year, but hey, we’ve only had 2 and a half months, so a major cock up is on the way
Can you imagine the fun I will have when I move house in a fortnight!??
GOD IT IS ENOUGH TO WANT TO MAKE YOU SHOOT YOURSELF
Aaaaargh – said the Polly the Great Crested Conure that I see every TUesday
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