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London has a greater nutter per square inch ratio than anywhere else in the country maybe apart from Wycombe and possibly Melton Mowbray.On my return journey from an unsuccessful attempt to get some of my initial deposit money back from those idiots at the housing association, I was regaled with the rantings of an elderly American woman, although with a few variants, kept shouting something along the lines of
“They fucking assassinated Princess Diana! He fucking murdered her!”
Thank goodness I only had two more stops to go. If I’d have gone as far as Hyde Park, I too may have assassinated,
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