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Added on Friday December 23rd, 2005 at 9:43am

<cockaigne>how’re you, TheDude (can’t quite help thinking of TheDude as being rather the same context as ThePope)

<TheDude>bless you my son!

<cockaigne>doesn’t that mean I have to kneel before you? 😜

<TheDude>and kiss my ring 😉

Quote 1055 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Tuesday January 11th, 2005 at 11:17pm

<moogal>anyone fancy an Apple Turnover?

<adamamyl>what’s the filling?

<moogal>erm... apple, generally

Quote 210 added by moogal

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Added on Tuesday August 9th, 2005 at 2:02pm

<sunin|vnc>i hated the taste of spunk when i first started the sex thing... kinda forced myself to like it... drinking it = less sheet changage 😊

Quote 553 added by IRC user Gaz|Work

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Added on Sunday December 5th, 2004 at 10:26pm

<Fit|binks>Ok, so what does moogal look like ?

<fruitbat>a cross between betty boothroyd and H from steps

Quote 194 added by moogal

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Added on Sunday July 3rd, 2005 at 6:14pm

<mattnottm>Owen: have u told everyone about the strap on thing and danny ∗giggles∗

<Owen|Home>Oh yes, he also told Jen he wanted her to fuck him with a strapon

<mattnottm>this is true; i was there when he said it 😁

<Monty>how many bottles of Vod had he drunk?

<Monty>and how much coke?


<Owen|Home>Monty: jsut a small line

<Footle>you gave danny coke?

<Jimmehhh>danny on the C was funny

<Owen|Home>don’t my arse still hurts

Quote 408 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Tuesday August 9th, 2005 at 2:20pm

<Gaz|Work>Hello person standing behind me reading what i am typing

<Gaz|Work>yes i like cock now fuck off

<Gaz|Work>and magically they walk away from the window behind my desk

Quote 554 added by scott

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Added on Tuesday March 22nd, 2005 at 7:28pm

im the only bi in the family but my bro does have a plastic banana and a tube of KY under his bed so u never know

Quote 251 added by moogal

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Added on Saturday April 9th, 2005 at 11:40am

<fruitbat>you’re not really tall enough to be a serial madman with a gun

<mage>i could stand on a yellow pages

Quote 280 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Friday December 30th, 2005 at 6:50pm

zzzp notes that TheDude’s connection is going up and down more than Bump’s pants

Quote 1097 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Sunday June 11th, 2006 at 7:11pm


<[Deev]>Erk enormous fly in room

<FItbinks>use hairspray om it

<[Deev]>I wish to kill it, not style it!

Quote 1570 added by IRC user matt

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