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Added on Sunday July 22nd, 2007 at 11:40pm
<[Deev]>I think I may have had a bad pint
<[Deev]>Possibly the tenth...
Quote 2168 added by IRC user jamie_
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Added on Monday January 8th, 2007 at 3:20pm
<jamie|work>need to sort mages bits
<mageWork>👋
<mageWork>yes play with my bits
Quote 1913 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Sunday April 2nd, 2006 at 12:56pm
<sunin|london>we could take Cunt with us... but might get odd looks..
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Added on Friday August 18th, 2006 at 9:14pm
* PoBKbounces
<Scott>wank into a bowl and leave it out for me later
Quote 1658 added by IRC user jamie_
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Added on Monday January 8th, 2007 at 9:23pm
<sunin>bah my new sofa is TOOOO high
<sunin>this ones LEATHER =P
<Scott>your cum discoloured rubber...be careful, leather’s not that resilient
Quote 1914 added by IRC user jamie_
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Added on Wednesday November 16th, 2005 at 10:37pm
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Added on Tuesday January 9th, 2007 at 12:24pm
<sunin>i accidentally got drunk last night.. and woke up in rubber shorts.. a rubber vest.. and my cam pointing at me 😲
<sunin>i’m never drinking again
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Added on Saturday June 25th, 2005 at 1:45pm
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Added on Sunday August 28th, 2005 at 0:15am
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<Flux>Would you care to arrrr have some of this errrr arrrr cider young Monty, then arrr my darlin, come to the back of my combine arvister?>
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Added on Tuesday January 9th, 2007 at 12:36pm
<fruitbat>I had one of those disappointing porn orgasms
<fruitbat>when just at the last minute
<fruitbat>you realise just how bad the sofa is on the video
<fruitbat>and you feel cheap and used
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