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Added on Sunday July 22nd, 2007 at 11:40pm


<[Deev]>I think I may have had a bad pint

<[Deev]>Possibly the tenth...

Quote 2168 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday January 8th, 2007 at 3:20pm

<jamie|work>need to sort mages bits

<mageWork>👋

<mageWork>yes play with my bits

Quote 1913 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday April 2nd, 2006 at 12:56pm

<sunin|london>we could take Cunt with us... but might get odd looks..

Quote 1402 added by scott

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Added on Friday August 18th, 2006 at 9:14pm


* PoBKbounces

<Scott>wank into a bowl and leave it out for me later

Quote 1658 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday January 8th, 2007 at 9:23pm

<sunin>bah my new sofa is TOOOO high

<sunin>this ones LEATHER =P

<Scott>your cum discoloured rubber...be careful, leather’s not that resilient

Quote 1914 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Wednesday November 16th, 2005 at 10:37pm

<FItbinks>its thick apparently, FItbinks> and more than a mouthfiul

Quote 891 added by mage

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Added on Tuesday January 9th, 2007 at 12:24pm

<sunin>i accidentally got drunk last night.. and woke up in rubber shorts.. a rubber vest.. and my cam pointing at me 😲

<sunin>i’m never drinking again

Quote 1915 added by scott

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Added on Saturday June 25th, 2005 at 1:45pm

<sunin|ted>ooh a morning glory

<Footle>I think I need a load

Quote 380 added by IRC user sunin|ted

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Added on Sunday August 28th, 2005 at 0:15am

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<Flux>Would you care to arrrr have some of this errrr arrrr cider young Monty, then arrr my darlin, come to the back of my combine arvister?>

Quote 636 added by scareglow

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Added on Tuesday January 9th, 2007 at 12:36pm

<fruitbat>I had one of those disappointing porn orgasms

<fruitbat>when just at the last minute

<fruitbat>you realise just how bad the sofa is on the video

<fruitbat>and you feel cheap and used

Quote 1916 added by scott

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