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Added on Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 at 4:43pm

<sunin> i have a “ensure rod is lubricated before inserted” metal plate...

Quote 1157 added by IRC user jamie|work

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Added on Monday, April 3rd, 2006 at 5:53pm

<Monty> Footle just has a humungeous 24m pipe.

Quote 1413 added by peter

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Added on Sunday, August 27th, 2006 at 8:48pm


* lovecoffee refuses to lick anyone

Quote 1669 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Thursday, July 26th, 2007 at 1:37pm

<Scottbert> is your IRC client doing something odd?

<RobL> hmm. just moaning about bitch, footle nad mage

Quote 2181 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday, October 27th, 2008 at 1:24am

<Taha> Shut up bitch! Don’t make me cut you

Quote 2949 added by moogal

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Added on Tuesday, June 28th, 2005 at 10:56am

<fruitbat> as long as you do a batman out of the window in your knickers

Quote 390 added by jamie

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Added on Wednesday, March 12th, 2008 at 10:31am

[Arb] HURRY UP DELIVERY PERSON

<sunin> fuckmaster4000 not arrived yet?

Quote 2694 added by IRC user scottbert

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Added on Monday, October 27th, 2008 at 10:44pm

<fruitbat> you have a magic tree dangling off your cock?

<fruitbat> I wondered why moogal’s crotch smelt of halfords

Quote 2950 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Monday, August 28th, 2006 at 11:30am

<Zaty> I suppose the octopus is slightly regrettable but I’ve had it for years now and rather like it

Quote 1671 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Thursday, July 26th, 2007 at 5:59pm

<Flikk> It’s not wonky!

Quote 2183 added by lovecoffee

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