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Added on Monday November 21st, 2005 at 2:28pm

<Footle>you can spank me all you like love, I ain’t shagging you

Quote 904 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday August 28th, 2006 at 11:35am

<lovecoffee>yes, well we’ve all seen zatypenis

<sunin>

* undefinedcums

* suninreads up.. hmm.. should have timed my cummage better

Quote 1672 added by IRC user matt

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Added on Saturday January 20th, 2007 at 10:54am

<Fit|binks>WHy is EVERYONE on fucking medication these days

<Scott>because it’s easier than working

Quote 1928 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 7:00pm

[18:59]
<harry>You’ve made my hole weak

Quote 2184 added by IRC user Bockwurst

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Added on Saturday January 20th, 2007 at 11:14pm

<lovecoffee>ew my keyboard’s all sticky

<lovecoffee>was someone here?

Quote 1929 added by jamie

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Added on Saturday September 29th, 2007 at 11:28am

[11:23]
<mattingham>can you not keep your insides from falling out then suninLONDON?


[11:24] 
<mattingham>with an arse the size of the Dartford Tunnel and about the same amount of traffic?


[11:24] 
<suninLONDON>err... you’ve been there dear... and know it’s not that loose.. so hush

Quote 2441 added by ex user Ulf

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Added on Wednesday April 5th, 2006 at 4:17pm

<Bump>I’ve had a bath once at the flat, and haven’t been bothered since.

Quote 1418 added by IRC user Radix

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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 11:09pm


* harryhas MySound go down on him while mooface watches

* moogalgets a stiffy

Quote 2186 added by moogal

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Added on Tuesday June 28th, 2005 at 5:11pm

<Scott>fisting yourself whilst giving yourself head is sleazy

Quote 395 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Wednesday April 5th, 2006 at 4:44pm

<sunin>like i wasn’t sucked off on mon by someone whose weight can only be measured in megatons

Quote 1419 added by IRC user jamiework

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