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Added on Monday November 21st, 2005 at 2:28pm
<Footle>you can spank me all you like love, I ain’t shagging you
Quote 904 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Monday August 28th, 2006 at 11:35am
<lovecoffee>yes, well we’ve all seen zatypenis
<sunin>
* undefinedcums
* suninreads up.. hmm.. should have timed my cummage better
Quote 1672 added by IRC user matt
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Added on Saturday January 20th, 2007 at 10:54am
<Fit|binks>WHy is EVERYONE on fucking medication these days
<Scott>because it’s easier than working
Quote 1928 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 7:00pm
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Added on Saturday January 20th, 2007 at 11:14pm
<lovecoffee>ew my keyboard’s all sticky
<lovecoffee>was someone here?
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Added on Saturday September 29th, 2007 at 11:28am
[11:23]
<mattingham>can you not keep your insides from falling out then suninLONDON?
[11:24]
<mattingham>with an arse the size of the Dartford Tunnel and about the same amount of traffic?
[11:24]
<suninLONDON>err... you’ve been there dear... and know it’s not that loose.. so hush
Quote 2441 added by ex user Ulf
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Added on Wednesday April 5th, 2006 at 4:17pm
<Bump>I’ve had a bath once at the flat, and haven’t been bothered since.
Quote 1418 added by IRC user Radix
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Added on Thursday July 26th, 2007 at 11:09pm
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Added on Tuesday June 28th, 2005 at 5:11pm
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Added on Wednesday April 5th, 2006 at 4:44pm
<sunin>like i wasn’t sucked off on mon by someone whose weight can only be measured in megatons
Quote 1419 added by IRC user jamiework
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