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Added on Friday, July 1st, 2005 at 2:46pm

<Jimmehhh> shit i have to shave

<Jimmehhh> shoulda done it before i got stoned

Quote 402 added by scott

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Added on Friday, September 2nd, 2005 at 10:06am

<Scott> I slid over in the shower and died coz it was so shiny – * mogs tuts after rinsing all the pubic hair out of the bathttuba

Quote 658 added by mogwai

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Added on Thursday, April 6th, 2006 at 9:38pm

<MySound> no

<moogal> but

<MySound> yeah

<moogal> but

<MySound> no

<moogal> but

Quote 1426 added by moogal

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Added on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 at 5:26pm

<PoBK> I am not some half baked slut from oop norf

<PoBK> I’m a half baked slut from wales!

Quote 1682 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Saturday, July 28th, 2007 at 1:31am

<Scottbert> m8 im 2 sexy lol

Quote 2194 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Saturday, January 14th, 2006 at 9:02pm

<jamielappy> innocent my arse

Quote 1171 added by IRC user Flux

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Added on Saturday, July 2nd, 2005 at 10:02pm

<Flux> this is a highbrow channel, for intellectual discourse

<Mozza> what time does asda close?

Quote 404 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Saturday, January 14th, 2006 at 11:41pm


* Monty has only see it in the urinary position

Quote 1172 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Sunday, July 29th, 2007 at 2:01pm

<suninLONDON> i had more 3/4 of my 18" double ender up me on thurs night... 😲

Quote 2196 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 at 6:47pm

<matteh> its quite subtle

<matteh> especially if i get a small tight ring

Quote 1685 added by mogwai

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