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Added on Friday February 2nd, 2007 at 11:40am

<BitterSweet>I could use some rioja now

<BitterSweet>my photocopier is dying

<matt|gone>your photocopier runs off rioja!?

Quote 1947 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Monday July 30th, 2007 at 6:11pm

<Flikk>When you give it to me, yeah, give it to me raw.

Quote 2203 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Monday November 24th, 2008 at 5:22pm

<moo|mac>not if you don’t leave it in there too long

<moo|mac>you want it moist but not soggy

Quote 2971 added by IRC user batfruit

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Added on Monday July 4th, 2005 at 1:08am

<Footle>"get out or you get the perl necklace" Radix> Footle: no, cos you spelt Perl not pearl

Quote 412 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Friday November 25th, 2005 at 1:51pm

abeneplacito is thankful his penis isn’t the topic of conversation

Quote 924 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday July 31st, 2007 at 0:17am


<[Deev]>I preferred it long

Quote 2204 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Monday July 4th, 2005 at 11:17am

<mage>infact remind me to keep telling him he’s the oldest shag i’ve had

Quote 413 added by IRC user Monty

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Added on Sunday September 4th, 2005 at 9:27pm

<fruitbat>scott: stop being a cross between owen and skywalker

Quote 669 added by scott

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Added on Wednesday September 6th, 2006 at 9:26pm

<matteh>if ya wanna know what my cock looks like ask PoBK

Quote 1693 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Tuesday July 31st, 2007 at 0:56am

<lovecoffee>it’s like talking to MYSELF

* dotoliis now known as MYSELF

<MYSELF>hello loveocffee

Quote 2205 added by lovecoffee

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