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Added on Thursday February 8th, 2007 at 12:21pm
<mattingham>sends a squad of troops to BitterSweet’s house
<BitterSweet>Gets the lube out
Quote 1956 added by ex user BitterSweet
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Added on Thursday August 2nd, 2007 at 1:28pm
* MySoundnibbles on dotoli
<dotoli>im not a snack!
Quote 2212 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Tuesday July 5th, 2005 at 3:05pm
<jimmehhh>kinda tripped out on skunk and hash and ended up naked at the bottom of my garden
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Added on Monday September 5th, 2005 at 3:03pm
* jamie_werkneeds a butch man with a large tool
Quote 677 added by IRC user zatySCARRED
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Added on Wednesday January 18th, 2006 at 6:07am
<sunin|ted>beer..? eww
<sunin|ted>i’d rather drink maggies wee
Quote 1189 added by ex user mattingham
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Added on Thursday August 2nd, 2007 at 11:34pm
<suninout>GRR ALL MY QUOTES ARE ABOUT SEX 😞
Quote 2213 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Tuesday July 5th, 2005 at 3:10pm
Smess says to me "I’m not having sex with James again, last time we did it, he threw up on my cock"
Quote 422 added by IRC user Owen|Home
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Added on Thursday August 2nd, 2007 at 11:35pm
<suninout>everyones gonna think all i ever do is have sex
Quote 2214 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Monday September 5th, 2005 at 6:23pm
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Added on Wednesday September 13th, 2006 at 0:29am
<quixotist>aych tee tee pee colon slash slash dubble-yew cubed dot bittertwisted dot net slash nudity slash
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