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Added on Saturday, November 8th, 2003 at 9:27pm

<ug> cottage cheese is just plain wrong. and combined with pineapple, it’s wronger that a wrong thing from the planet wrong.

Quote 45 added by jamesog

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Added on Wednesday, October 29th, 2003 at 8:49pm

<sunin|cam> i really must start aiming better when i wank... i got my nose this morning.. :s

Quote 20 added by Swinkle

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Added on Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 at 4:32pm

<Keybuk> BitterSweet: did I take it all?

<BitterSweet> in every respect

Quote 1798 added by ex user BitterSweet

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Added on Wednesday, December 21st, 2005 at 1:39am

<fruitbat> I’m old

Quote 1037 added by dunk

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Added on Tuesday, June 6th, 2006 at 4:26pm

<BitterSweet> I shook it so vigorously that I broke my client.

Quote 1559 added by scott

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Added on Friday, May 25th, 2007 at 11:02am

<Tricky> mage: was watching some of your pr0n last night, seems a bit vanilla to me

Quote 2088 added by IRC user jamiework

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Added on Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 at 10:36pm

<Bump> Gah Owen just brought in shag of the night and introduced to us all, while I had a plastic rubbery suction bullet thing stuck on my head...

Quote 1578 added by IRC user [Deev]

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Added on Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 at 6:41pm

<Bike> see you in 30 mins, mogs. Prepare the stirrups

Quote 2106 added by mogwai

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Added on Friday, December 30th, 2005 at 12:58am

<Deev|Durham> Don’t query my knowledge of bathroom porcelain

Quote 1092 added by ex user fruitbat

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Added on Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008 at 9:43pm

<Footle> every time you swallow someone’s cum penfold writes to the telegraph

Quote 2888 added by IRC user jamie_

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