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Added on Monday November 28th, 2005 at 11:51pm

<mattnottm>www.nichtlustig.de/kram/joschasauer01.jpg

<-- hm, is he cute? 😐

<moogal>no

<moogal>looks too German

Quote 949 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Sunday February 18th, 2007 at 12:12pm

<har>That wank was completely unsatisfactory

* moogaloffers a hand

Quote 1973 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday November 25th, 2004 at 8:18pm

<zaty>(I’m hardly enormous myself, but at least I’m larger than my digits)

Quote 182 added by moogal

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Added on Thursday November 25th, 2004 at 8:18pm

<zaty>fuck you with a spoon. 😞

<moogal>oh go on then

Quote 183 added by aphasia

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Added on Friday September 22nd, 2006 at 6:58pm

<quix|uni>noone is gayer than mousey

Quote 1719 added by ex user Bump

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Added on Tuesday August 7th, 2007 at 2:26pm

<Mogwai>my wifi connection is flakier than a phillipino ladyboys minge

Quote 2231 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Tuesday July 12th, 2005 at 2:47pm

Keybfi: I had the really bad thing of noticing red marks in my boxers when going to the loo Keybfi: thankfully it turned out to be just fluff from my t-shirt

Quote 440 added by Elfy

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Added on Tuesday August 7th, 2007 at 10:17pm

<BitterSweet>liquid silk and chocolate is basically what I’m made of

<Flux>You must be quite slippery, but melt in the mouth then.

Quote 2232 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Wednesday May 14th, 2008 at 3:14pm

<benistair>nay sexual thoughts I had about that plumber have gone....sometimes I wish I was Sunin.. this would be heaven if I was

Quote 2744 added by IRC user mattingham

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Added on Monday January 5th, 2009 at 4:30pm

Ooh, 3000 quotes!

Quote 3000 added by IRC user moo|werk

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