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Added on Saturday May 17th, 2008 at 11:18am

[11:13]

<mogwai>gah my morning stiffy won’t go away and I don’t have a hot boy to stuff it in


[11:13]

* Binkieremembers he’s retired

Quote 2749 added by mogwai

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Added on Thursday December 1st, 2005 at 1:09pm

<huggie>I love you all because you’re all so wrong.

Quote 958 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Wednesday August 8th, 2007 at 10:48pm

<Mogwai>it’s hard to type one handed in the dark whilst masturbating furiously to carol vorderman pictures

Quote 2238 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Friday September 16th, 2005 at 11:23am

<sunin>i got turned on when helping jen lace brief shop :o|

Quote 703 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday July 14th, 2005 at 11:25am

I’m a level 5 Vegan – I don’t eat anything which casts a shadow.

Quote 449 added by robl

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Added on Tuesday May 27th, 2008 at 7:42pm

<sunin>the coventry halls shags were okay, all of them had the same layout too... always handy knowing where the loo is

<moogal>I was a 2nd year at uni when I was sluttiest

Quote 2753 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Friday October 12th, 2007 at 7:00pm

<Flikk>I’m not aware of being desperate... I could get almost anyone I want if I tried... I just don’t choose to 😜

Quote 2498 added by josh

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Added on Wednesday May 28th, 2008 at 0:18am

<sunin>i need a song that describes my life

<fruitbat>tragedy?

<moogal>Fill Me In?

<fruitbat>a hole lot of loving going on

Quote 2754 added by IRC user mattingham

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Added on Thursday December 1st, 2005 at 11:53pm


* Scottsnogs TheElusivePossom’s pubes

Quote 963 added by Elfy

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Added on Tuesday February 27th, 2007 at 7:47pm

<Mogwai>i just farted and it was very smelly

<har>Hard now

Quote 1987 added by ex user mattingham

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