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Added on Saturday, May 17th, 2008 at 11:18am

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<mogwai> gah my morning stiffy won’t go away and I don’t have a hot boy to stuff it in


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* Binkie remembers he’s retired

Quote 2749 added by mogwai

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Added on Thursday, December 1st, 2005 at 1:09pm

<huggie> I love you all because you’re all so wrong.

Quote 958 added by IRC user mattwerk

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Added on Wednesday, August 8th, 2007 at 10:48pm

<Mogwai> it’s hard to type one handed in the dark whilst masturbating furiously to carol vorderman pictures

Quote 2238 added by lovecoffee

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Added on Friday, September 16th, 2005 at 11:23am

<sunin> i got turned on when helping jen lace brief shop :o|

Quote 703 added by ex user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, July 14th, 2005 at 11:25am

I’m a level 5 Vegan – I don’t eat anything which casts a shadow.

Quote 449 added by robl

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Added on Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 at 7:42pm

<sunin> the coventry halls shags were okay, all of them had the same layout too... always handy knowing where the loo is

<moogal> I was a 2nd year at uni when I was sluttiest

Quote 2753 added by IRC user jamie_

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Added on Friday, October 12th, 2007 at 7:00pm

<Flikk> I’m not aware of being desperate... I could get almost anyone I want if I tried... I just don’t choose to 😜

Quote 2498 added by josh

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Added on Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 at 12:18am

<sunin> i need a song that describes my life

<fruitbat> tragedy?

<moogal> Fill Me In?

<fruitbat> a hole lot of loving going on

Quote 2754 added by IRC user mattingham

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Added on Thursday, December 1st, 2005 at 11:53pm


* Scott snogs TheElusivePossom’s pubes

Quote 963 added by Elfy

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Added on Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 at 7:47pm

<Mogwai> i just farted and it was very smelly

<har> Hard now

Quote 1987 added by ex user mattingham

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