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Added on Thursday August 9th, 2007 at 9:46am
<^Stuii^>i wonder how many of us still have regular sex with people
Quote 2243 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Wednesday May 28th, 2008 at 2:45pm
<tricky>saying that I had a hot dentist for a checkup at lunchtime, male dentist 😉 I’m sure I look appealing with my mouth open on my back 😉
Quote 2755 added by IRC user jamieWork
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Added on Friday July 15th, 2005 at 1:57pm
<Jabberwockey>Lloyd: Could we have sex before you top yourself?
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Added on Sunday September 18th, 2005 at 2:46pm
<moogal>but it’s hard to wank when you’re buried up to your balls in someone’s bum... and if anyone ∗dares∗quotebot that
Quote 709 added by IRC user Monty
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Added on Friday December 2nd, 2005 at 1:23am
[Deev] I had my mother in the New Penny in Leeds on Saturday
Quote 965 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Sunday September 18th, 2005 at 3:22pm
<sunin>i prefer going somewhere where i ∗know∗i’ll get what i want.. i don’t mind paying more for it...
Quote 711 added by IRC user Radix
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Added on Friday April 28th, 2006 at 8:53am
<fruitbat>I’m trying to work out how to fit a small bungalow into a honda civic
Quote 1479 added by IRC user jamiework
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Added on Sunday October 1st, 2006 at 1:46am
<MySound>whenever i come back this place seems to die
Quote 1735 added by lovecoffee
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Added on Thursday August 9th, 2007 at 4:54pm
<bittersweet>I say it frequently
<lovecoffee>I just ramped it up
<bittersweet>I want to shower you with sugar lumps
Quote 2247 added by ex user fruitbat
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Added on Sunday July 17th, 2005 at 12:16pm
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